Daylight Savings Broke Us Both

Daylight savings time wrecked Opie and Ron the Waiter this week—waking up at 5 AM, feeling like zombies, and ranting about permanent time changes, heart attack risks, and traffic fatalities from the clock switch. The duo dives into Trump's Iran war fallout: oil hitting $120 a barrel, gas prices soaring 60 cents in a week, diesel up 24% crushing farmers and truckers, and AI data centers targeted in the Gulf. Mixed with wild stories—kibbutz hookups, Ron's first "enveloping" experience, Epstein-Putin-Trump …