MELANIA doc is a pile of DOG SH*T

Dog injury nightmare, ripped claw, stairs fall, vet bill savings, Melania documentary review, First Lady movie roast—Opie unloads the raw chaos of Doggy’s bloody paw after a car backfire, the 3AM stair tumble, and paranoid all-nighter checks for internal bleeding. Hilarious bits on three-legged limping, toilet water obsession, and a $154 East End vet miracle that would’ve cost $2K in NYC. Then the brutal roast: Melania’s doc is vapid propaganda—endless wealth montages, zero self-awareness, separate bedrooms on camera, and turning …