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څپرکی 1: what's up white worm you are indeed second you are indeed not first says me nice hopefully 126s · Speaker 1

what's up white worm you are indeed second you are indeed not first says me nice hopefully
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څپرکی 2: it feels good um if you don't like the feel of the face buttons let me know basically you just take the controller part take the paper out but that's what i do with a lot of my controllers just to make sure that they're being pressed and accurate you know so Just making you guys controllers exactly how I would probably play with them, you know? 148s · Speaker 2

it feels good um if you don't like the feel of the face buttons let me know basically you just take the controller part take the paper out but that's what i do with a lot of my controllers just to make sure that they're being pressed and ac…
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څپرکی 3: I do like extra sharp cheddar, yes. 295s · Speaker 3

I do like extra sharp cheddar, yes. Like, mozzarella on a nice, like a, you have like a, um, like little mozzarella balls and a nice, fresh cucumber salad or like a pasta salad on a hot day. Mozzarella's my favorite that day, you know. Or l…
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څپرکی 4: Right? I mean, I think it's wonderful. 299s · Speaker 1

Right? I mean, I think it's wonderful. Just really fantastic. So you got this. Just real nice. Wow. God bless you. Then from the back, I think it's great. What do you mean, wiener? Wait, what? That was his trophy he was kneeling in front of…
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څپرکی 5: when I was looking at apartments seven years ago, eight years ago, no, probably eight years ago, it was starting to like, the trend was going upwards for prices. 287s · Speaker 3

when I was looking at apartments seven years ago, eight years ago, no, probably eight years ago, it was starting to like, the trend was going upwards for prices. So unless I got like a rent stabilized, you know, place, then yeah, it would h…
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څپرکی 6: Oh, that sounds cool. 308s · Speaker 1

Oh, that sounds cool. Drewski. Yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun. That kind of stuff I would like to do. It's like the stuff I gotta do before I die, you know? Just stuff like that. Be fun. Nah, Rubu. His dad owns a mine. A Peridot mine. …
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څپرکی 7: you are, Druski. 379s · Speaker 1

you are, Druski. That's awesome, actually. That is very cool. That kind of stuff, I envy you. Because that, uh, that's fun. Oh, my God. It's facing like this. This is so sad. No rips, but I can tell it's like weak. It's like sometimes not e…
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څپرکی 8: you very much, Deuce. 186s · Speaker 1

you very much, Deuce. Got him. Got him, got him. Okay, got him. Got him again. Okay, got him. I think I need my other screwdriver for when I... Thank you. Thank you, Deuce. Thank you. Yo, Tokam. With the five gifted subs. Thank you. Just wh…
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څپرکی 9: So sad. Yeah, but how much have you played percentage -wise on cards or anything? 304s · Speaker 3

So sad. Yeah, but how much have you played percentage -wise on cards or anything? Thanks for the ranches. Thank you. I'm about to eliminate the ranch so I can hear my thoughts. Okay. I don't like the L now, though. It feels weird. It's like…
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څپرکی 10: yeah you have workshop no not really just kind of work with the space i got you know what i hate about these sometimes though the top gear japan sometimes they feel mush even though they're like the most responsive sometimes i don't know why they feel mush i am about to play with no mush where do you get your controllers i just bought a bunch off of ebay years ago i bought a bulk 100 most of them are well they were nasty i i need to buy like another bulk 100 because i want to um take a couple days it takes a while clean them up um you know sell some hey that feels better okay A lot of the controllers, it looked like some people dug them out of the ground. 291s · Speaker 1

yeah you have workshop no not really just kind of work with the space i got you know what i hate about these sometimes though the top gear japan sometimes they feel mush even though they're like the most responsive sometimes i don't know wh…
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څپرکی 11: 11 .10 right now are washed. 283s · Speaker 1

11 .10 right now are washed. I can try a sub 12 for you buddy. Other than that you know. I got a 10 .07 here the other day jeruski. One day without wall jump entry. It was with the wall jump entry but if it was without the wall jump entry t…
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څپرکی 12: I just like running through and having a setup. 266s · Speaker 1

I just like running through and having a setup. Yeah. There are a lot of inputs happening. Display? You can see it top left. Or what do you mean? Yeah, because it's just in -game. Unless you're talking about something else. Yeah, sometimes …
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څپرکی 13: Retrospector, thanks for 13. 94s · Speaker 1

Retrospector, thanks for 13. Thank you, thank you. Alright. So it's just a pixel too far to the left. Even that's a pixel too far to the left. It's pretty hard to adjust. So that's good. Too far to the left. You can kind of see it. I wonder…
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څپرکی 14: So that's. 307s · Speaker 3

So that's... No, that was good. Too far to the right. Never really appreciate how hard this trick was. Trying to line up a perfect pixel with a ball bounce. But. Because it's like. I'm normally really consistent with it. But now lately. It'…
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څپرکی 15: that was just for charity. 166s · Speaker 1

that was just for charity. Because I wouldn't sell them for $100 a piece. That was just for charity. So if you were going to donate to the American Heart Association when I was doing that. that day, then it was just an incentive that might …
1:05:12

څپرکی 16: Oh, it's not even ceramic, it's plastic? 71s · Speaker 3

Oh, it's not even ceramic, it's plastic? Oh. Yeah, I mean, it's convenient. I've considered about getting an AeroPress, but if I ever make a pour -over, which I don't too often, it's just I like French press. Or, well, pour -over. If I just…
1:16:37

څپرکی 17: Oats and Goats is still. 300s · Speaker 1

Oats and Goats is still... Controller... Oats and Goats is still deep in controller repair mode ahead of Super Metroid. A second D -pad is mush. The L button feels off. And Chad is trading casino horror stories. So true, so true. Alright. T…
1:21:37

څپرکی 18: you want to spend $1 ,800? 205s · Speaker 1

you want to spend $1 ,800? It's enough for gaming, you know? Right, right. Yeah, it's probably just enough for what its use case is for, you know? You're not rendering things on it or doing a ton. Or, like, rendering videos or, you know. Wh…
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څپرکی 19: pretty much, because my early game was, like, after Fantoon, then he gets a one -round mid. 71s · Speaker 3

pretty much, because my early game was, like, after Fantoon, then he gets a one -round mid. I get a fast mid, or a mid -fast, and I'm only, like, six seconds behind him at that point. And then everything after that, not good. I had a couple…
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څپرکی 20: Or probably even lower at some point, you know. 308s · Speaker 2

Or probably even lower at some point, you know. nice down back whatever he is yep okay we'll make that work new d -pad i gotta get used to the um down backs that can change quite a bit that feel is that robert any word what do you mean i'm …
1:31:24

څپرکی 21: pretty rare to have five supers here. 61s · Speaker 1

pretty rare to have five supers here. She does not feel like a streamer because she only plays one game. You can, yeah, like, you can still be an athlete and just play one sport. Nothing wrong with that. Oh,
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څپرکی 22: yeah. For sure, Ostrich. 298s · Speaker 3

yeah. For sure, Ostrich. I blame Ostrich for that, by the way. That's fine. Now we can blame the new controller. I mean, the thing is, things change. Like, as humans, our brains seek out novelty, and we latch on to novelty. We remember that…
1:37:27

څپرکی 23: And then you realize that the internet is a stupid place. 311s · Speaker 1

And then you realize that the internet is a stupid place. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. And I think I saw someone say, oh, it's lack of personality for me. Same lame jokes. Same audience orb. Exactly project. Like I said, it's because the first …
1:42:38

څپرکی 24: what does it have to do with speedrunning? 303s · Speaker 1

what does it have to do with speedrunning? Why do you need to talk about it at a charity event? What? Trans rights? Who cares what they talk about? Is it your charity event? Why would you care if it's a charity event? Where they're talking …
1:47:42

څپرکی 25: something it's not for stupid culture war bullshit. 302s · Speaker 1

something it's not for stupid culture war bullshit. And people eat it up. Like poop frosting for Metroid Prime. They're just eating that shit up. So annoying. It's like the writing is on the wall and people still just, oh, well, I'm just go…
1:52:45

څپرکی 26: I don't have 100 years, but just in case Brian, whatever his name is, Brian Johnson finds the secret sauce, then you never know. 318s · Speaker 1

I don't have 100 years, but just in case Brian, whatever his name is, Brian Johnson finds the secret sauce, then you never know. This is what I tell people all the time, Drewski. Get offline. Go talk to people. Oh, I don't need to. I see en…
1:58:04

څپرکی 27: I just think, I just also think there's like permanent damage done to people to where they forget how to treat others. 94s · Speaker 1

I just think, I just also think there's like permanent damage done to people to where they forget how to treat others. and they can air out all of their darkest thoughts and have other people go, oh, yeah, I feel the same way. And then they…
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څپرکی 28: I'm missing some umami. 109s · Speaker 2

I'm missing some umami. Yep. It's not a variant of the same thing. No one is going, please call me a cock or spaniel. Are there things online that you can probably point to? Because some people, a lot of that's just fetish anyways. Sure. Bu…
2:01:54

څپرکی 29: Sweet Cheeks. 299s · Speaker 3

Sweet Cheeks. Can you not call me Sweet Cheeks? Oh, sure thing, Sweet Cheeks. Guys, we're not going to get into this fucking conversation about biological and how someone just wants to identify themselves. Okay, wait. I don't care if someon…
2:06:56

څپرکی 30: And that's what is happening right now. 237s · Speaker 1

And that's what is happening right now. I've had this conversation with people in the past, and it's just always, well, it's not like that, but have you seen this? And it's like adjacent to the problem, but then sooner or later, we're five …
2:10:53

څپرکی 31: Yeah, fucking boogeyman tactics. 101s · Speaker 3

Yeah, fucking boogeyman tactics. Oh, boogeyman. Scary, scary. Yeah, how dare I? How dare I try to not spend my energy on caring how other people... deal with their own lives with their own set of unique circumstances that puts them into may…
2:12:35

څپرکی 32: Just try to look outside of your current ego chamber. 312s · Speaker 2

Just try to look outside of your current ego chamber. Try to go talk to people that you might think are bad or that you might disagree with. And then you will quickly realize that you are being fed hysteria. Most of the shit you see is just…
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څپرکی 33: Okay, how has it affected you then? 299s · Speaker 1

Okay, how has it affected you then? Give me an example of how it's affected you. You said, I don't have skin in the game. You must have skin in the game. I don't want to know what type of skin. What has it done to you? How has it affected y…
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څپرکی 34: for 50 gifted subs i had to joke about it chad i i totally forgot you can deal with that however you'd like please you have unlimited access any of the mods in here you have unlimited access because i don't have tolerance for pieces of shit, okay? 267s · Speaker 1

for 50 gifted subs i had to joke about it chad i i totally forgot you can deal with that however you'd like please you have unlimited access any of the mods in here you have unlimited access because i don't have tolerance for pieces of shit…
2:27:16

څپرکی 35: Spain. Spain, France. 300s · Speaker 3

Spain. Spain, France. Argentina. Spain sucks? What do you mean? Where's that dude with the crazy long hair that I keep seeing? What team does he play for? Earth. Team Earth. Lord Alfredo with the 20 gifted subs. Yeah, isn't he the Majin Buu…
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څپرکی 36: i suck so per use it's something else's fault yeah 1302 climb that nah you've read that wrong i think we might need to switch to the maps yeah Did just break it in for a little bit now I'll go back to 100 % for sure for sure because I always do Just a quick two or three just to really you know Make her feel feel right. 314s · Speaker 2

i suck so per use it's something else's fault yeah 1302 climb that nah you've read that wrong i think we might need to switch to the maps yeah Did just break it in for a little bit now I'll go back to 100 % for sure for sure because I alway…
2:37:31

څپرکی 37: that case, no. 306s · Speaker 1

that case, no. Can you get mini splits? Because I would want one for the... So my office, her office, bedroom, and then the entire downstairs. Can you have like a mini split with four? Or can you have as many units in the house as you'd lik…
2:42:37

څپرکی 38: of big diesel I'm it should last all summer basically just kicks on to Heat water to 128 degrees. 201s · Speaker 1

of big diesel I'm it should last all summer basically just kicks on to Heat water to 128 degrees. That then goes into a tank. That's kind of just why I hate boilers. I'd rather just replace that shit. Get a nice water heater. Get maybe some…
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څپرکی 39: And chat unlimited power is mods. 301s · Speaker 3

And chat unlimited power is mods. What do you guys think? If I get a natural gas line, am I gonna, am I gonna, you know, go loopy? There's a few things that need to be done. That's also why I was gonna take a trip and hang out with Emmett a…
2:51:00

څپرکی 40: Maybe it's just our electric stove sucks. 300s · Speaker 1

Maybe it's just our electric stove sucks. I don't know. Yeah, electric is easier to clean. But... Yeah. I put on my Korean sunscreen today. I'm glowing. I'm almost out. Then I don't know what to do. I won't be beautiful any longer. Enough. …
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څپرکی 41: This piece of shit. 138s · Speaker 1

This piece of shit. Alright, map runner time. I actually don't like the way this controller feels now that I took it apart once. Alright, I'm switching to hitbox. That's it, I'm switching to hitbox, fellas. Oh, they literally just started. …
3:07:27

څپرکی 42: Are they done yet with this rando? 65s · Speaker 3

Are they done yet with this rando? No, I will. I will. I just want to eat some. Yeah, I'm just going to eat for the next 50 minutes, guys. Words?
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څپرکی 43: We could. 79s · Speaker 4

We could. Or we could steal Eddie and Moe's content. Yeah. You guys remember when Eddie said that I ruined Season 5 for everyone because the supers aren't going to be good anymore? They're 13 minutes into this seed and they have 25 super mi…
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څپرکی 44: minus 10. 304s · Speaker 2

minus 10. They've had 25 for like the last five minutes. And they have charge, by the way. Hey, we all have a silly resting face. But sometimes Eddie is just catching flies, you know. You guys want to play words or something real quick? Or …
3:14:57

څپرکی 45: icky breaky heart. 76s · Speaker 2

icky breaky heart. Shoe. Oh, there's still one more. Shoes. It's probably some bullshit. Like, that's not even a word, but it could be in this game. Like, I'm just throwing Hail Marys here. Wait,
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څپرکی 46: no. No, it could have been that. 93s · Speaker 6

no. No, it could have been that. I don't know. Couldn't find it. Smilers. Juggler. Jugs. Big old jugs. Okay, that was fast. Rogue
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څپرکی 47: is one. I don't know. 44s · Speaker 5

is one. I don't know.
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څپرکی 48: Undergo, nice. 97s · Speaker 2

Undergo, nice. I'm sure that's already found under. I don't know. We all thought gnome. it's probably some again like i said like that's
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څپرکی 49: not a word but it could be man you guys suck later y 'all everyone kept 104s · Speaker 1

not a word but it could be man you guys suck later y 'all everyone kept
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څپرکی 50: saying come and i mean the 10th time it would have worked for sure just persevere and it will happen poor mia has a little scrape on her paw i don't know how she got it she got a little bit of a limp um i've been running periodically with her and milo so maybe there was like a small piece of glass that you didn't see on like a sidewalk or something my my assumption is that something like that it's so difficult to get a dog to wear shoes it's not even funny i mean uh oh happy birthday oats Thanks. 185s · Speaker 2

saying come and i mean the 10th time it would have worked for sure just persevere and it will happen poor mia has a little scrape on her paw i don't know how she got it she got a little bit of a limp um i've been running periodically with h…
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څپرکی 51: big guy. Happy birthday. 301s · Speaker 3

big guy. Happy birthday. Thanks. Once again, it's not my birthday, but appreciate it. Madden or Maiden. Thanks for the raid. I appreciate that very much. How was your stream? What were you playing? No, nice. Portal speedrun seemed pretty cr…
3:30:28

څپرکی 52: moving Mario essentially the same every time. 250s · Speaker 2

moving Mario essentially the same every time. You know what I mean? In a game like SM64 or SM, they move at different rates. You know, you can jump and you have like a weird curve of horizontal momentum. You can wall jump numerous different…
3:35:29

څپرکی 53: No, it's not because of the length of the run. 323s · Speaker 1

No, it's not because of the length of the run. It's because you can always arm pump faster and you can always save time. And it's not only arm pumps, by the way. You can always ledge grab cleaner. So pretty much every room has time to save.…
3:40:52

څپرکی 54: will start while he has no controller. 82s · Speaker 1

will start while he has no controller. Well, Eddie's got one more boss. Looks like Moe is getting cooked. Would adding 3D printed components to a SNES controller to make it more ergonomic be the same as using a hitbox? No. That's like sayin…
3:42:15

څپرکی 55: Um... Would, would adding two wheels to a motorcycle make it a car? 315s · Speaker 3

Um... Would, would adding two wheels to a motorcycle make it a car? No, you just have an ATV. I don't know. I don't know. No, that's not the same thing. No, that was terrible. Because you're changing what you have. It's like, he's brilliant…
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څپرکی 56: comes from their asses can't you read that quote well the honey i had was from the ass but you know yeah they literally it yeah for sure for sure that wasn't honey sure tasted sweet arm is whipping up a controller eddie's finally done took him long enough I should probably clean the PCB. 300s · Speaker 1

comes from their asses can't you read that quote well the honey i had was from the ass but you know yeah they literally it yeah for sure for sure that wasn't honey sure tasted sweet arm is whipping up a controller eddie's finally done took …
3:52:31

څپرکی 57: cleaning out the hairspray. 347s · Speaker 1

cleaning out the hairspray. Hold on almost done Oats is still deep in the SM skill ceiling debate. Arguing perfection is literally impossible. Now on break, tinkering with controller and watching a rival lose a race. My rival is clearly Moe…
3:58:19

څپرکی 58: we talking about milking? 294s · Speaker 1

we talking about milking? Alright, I'll volunteer first. Get in line, Oates. I was here first. This is gonna be the finest controller in all the land. And the R button sucks. Hold on. It will be, though. Hold. Just gotta trust. I gotta find…
4:03:13

څپرکی 59: Okay. Y 'all are just rude with that shit. 300s · Speaker 4

Okay. Y 'all are just rude with that shit. Eight minute pause menu. Oh my god. Alright, I'm going with it. It feels fine. i guess it's good enough but it's not too good to where i still i can't complain about it you know what i mean like i …
4:08:14

څپرکی 60: all of us can say that. 62s · Speaker 1

all of us can say that. All right. Zeebo, what is it? Zeebo, Gamer, Kago, Powwomp. I need to open up these things here. Hold on. Bam. Okay. Good luck.
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څپرکی 61: Eddie's on the escape already, Oates. 308s · Speaker 3

Eddie's on the escape already, Oates. Wow, he is crazy. How'd he get there so fast? Yup, that's a snipe. Yup, there's another snipe. Yup, you just gotta keep going. You never know. The game might want us to, okay, die here. The game might w…
4:15:25

څپرکی 62: now I'm thinking like, if I didn't go through the Metroid room, I'd be like, oh yeah, Metroid room. 271s · Speaker 1

now I'm thinking like, if I didn't go through the Metroid room, I'd be like, oh yeah, Metroid room. After this, where does it want me to go? So we have that. I guess we have missiles now, so it's just all whatever. That'd be sweet if there …
4:20:31

څپرکی 63: What was this? 303s · Speaker 5

What was this? I am not a Metroid fan. I hate Metroid. So much. Base notes. Alright, so I can't go through that. I can't go through that. But I don't have bombs to go through that. So stupid, stupid, stupid. Great. Back to W. Yo, this is...…
4:25:34

څپرکی 64: just getting sick to my stomach, man. 304s · Speaker 2

just getting sick to my stomach, man. I'll go down. Have we seen every single area now? We just haven't been into Brinstar. This game fucking sucks. My fucking tomatoes. I mean, what do you want me to do? You want me to actually open up the…
4:30:38

څپرکی 65: that answers that question. 301s · Speaker 1

that answers that question. There is a room in between, though. But I'm not going to look. No, it's more like, oof, does you didn't try to get that item? I do actually think, and I hate to say this now, I do think that item is a filler. Bec…
4:35:39

څپرکی 66: maybe that's just me remembering gravity that one time. 300s · Speaker 2

maybe that's just me remembering gravity that one time. I guess we can go to Burnstar too, actually. Wow, Eddie Oates is going to freak out. Yeah, for sure, for sure. Cruel Beans went oof. Damn, maybe we should actually get rid of this. Bec…
4:40:39

څپرکی 67: oh god. Yeah, this seed just is actually brutal. 301s · Speaker 1

oh god. Yeah, this seed just is actually brutal. How has it been 30 minutes already? Yeah. I don't think I'm alone in my lack of progress. No. Not quite yet. Still need. Either Varya and two tanks, or five tanks, or a number of other things…
4:45:41

څپرکی 68: right now it's just miserable um i'll save and then i'll sack for the map okay There's like too much going on. 322s · Speaker 1

right now it's just miserable um i'll save and then i'll sack for the map okay There's like too much going on. It's so much back and forth. It's hard to remember every single zone that we've seen. Yes, that was in logic. That way we go this…
4:51:03

څپرکی 69: a big -ass zone for, like, actually nothing. 308s · Speaker 2

a big -ass zone for, like, actually nothing. Was there even a... No, there was no majors even. That's a huge map for literally nothing. This is so sad. Well, um... I'm gonna go kill a Ridley and Dragon. Then I go back to Brynn and see if th…
4:56:12

څپرکی 70: there a qualifier? 302s · Speaker 1

there a qualifier? No. What you're seeing on YouTube is forever ago. Beards, every seed is different, okay? Dragon porn reading, it went good. It went really good. Everyone was very receptive. Okay, I save one more time, we kill Ridley. I'm…
5:01:15

څپرکی 71: one's finished yet, so there's hope. 270s · Speaker 1

one's finished yet, so there's hope. This sucks. Wait, what was that room again? I don't know. I just... This sucks, dude. I'm gonna puke. I feel sick. Fantoon can't be in Burnstar. It's impossible. That would be pretty wild. This is so sad…
5:06:39

څپرکی 72: All right, Nido and Eddie, you can finish. 201s · Speaker 1

All right, Nido and Eddie, you can finish. Where the hell was it again? Down there? All right. Hey, season five, everyone, where Eddie gets mad at me for ruining the season because I said there's too many supers. Hey, look what we found, hu…
5:10:01

څپرکی 73: I wonder if you can just come over here and straight up blind right into Torian and just win too. 106s · Speaker 3

I wonder if you can just come over here and straight up blind right into Torian and just win too. There's a couple awful scenarios. I mean, that might be the logic? I don't know. Because certainly doing that on one E -Tank wasn't what we we…
5:11:47

څپرکی 74: Made the best blinder win. 326s · Speaker 2

Made the best blinder win. Oh, we gotta go through that. Sigh. Not really a snipe. Snipes are only when you're on the escape. Get it right. This is so sad. Sometimes I just gotta remind people, you know? Get it right. It might have also jus…
5:17:14

څپرکی 75: and learn, chumps. 299s · Speaker 1

and learn, chumps. That's nice. Nobody asked. Thanks for the money. Thanks for the money. This is just due to my pause menu. I have literally a 6 minute pause menu and Nitro has like a 22 second pause menu. That's okay. It's pretty much eno…
5:22:17

څپرکی 76: That is, like, the luckiest shit I've ever seen. 305s · Speaker 1

That is, like, the luckiest shit I've ever seen. If Fantoon is his first boss. It was probably at, like, sub 40 minutes. How do you... I mean... He must have died afterwards if he got a 58 here. He must have, like, continuously died or some…
5:27:23

څپرکی 77: Wait. Why did Zilla delete their account? 174s · Speaker 2

Wait. Why did Zilla delete their account? I don't know. We'll figure it out. Maybe we can... I don't know if there's any way to, like, kick. That is, like, a serious rage quit. I'll talk to Eddie for a minute, but I'm gonna go pee. Hello, h…
5:30:17

څپرکی 78: then you just go through yeah the did you already know what that was though no what did you know that that looped underneath the bowling the wreck ship room no yeah no i blinded that this is what i'm saying my man is just risking it all yeah i already had all that information okay okay but when you do it you're gonna say like people can't do hell runs like i do it yeah because guess what the next time i'm not gonna die no because guess what the next time something like that happens is there's gonna be nothing And people are going to be like, dude, that's not on one e -tank. 60s · Speaker 6

then you just go through yeah the did you already know what that was though no what did you know that that looped underneath the bowling the wreck ship room no yeah no i blinded that this is what i'm saying my man is just risking it all yea…
5:31:17

څپرکی 79: But yeah, nice. 300s · Speaker 4

But yeah, nice. Congrats on getting it in 20 minutes before me. I don't remember when I got it. The seed is kind of funny. The back and forth is kind of insane at the start. When did we get supers, chat? Was I literally 10 minutes ahead of …
5:36:17

څپرکی 80: Did what? 222s · Speaker 2

Did what? Bowling. You got speed before power bombs. Yes, I got speed before power bombs. Right. Because the moment I got my supers, I just got it. Like immediately, I just picked it up. Yeah. But I couldn't go back for that plasma. Didn't …
5:47:49

څپرکی 81: Now this is a race. 140s · Speaker 1

Now this is a race. Okay. It's going well, Sind. What's up? What's up? 190. Let's go. Let's go. Is he winning today?
5:50:09

څپرکی 82: Dude, why you gotta ask that question? 269s · Speaker 3

Dude, why you gotta ask that question? Asshole? Gets all mad. Even when I'm losing, I'm winning, though. You know what I'm saying, fellas? Turn your L's into W's. Because you have one L. You have two L's. What does that make? Boom. What if …
5:55:00

څپرکی 83: Thank you, thank you. 120s · Speaker 6

Thank you, thank you. I mean, it's kind of annoying that this has to be the configuration, because the five races that Raelix didn't play, five in a row, it wasn't that configuration. He's probably like, oh, okay. And then literally the one…
5:57:01

څپرکی 84: Well, that makes that easy. 129s · Speaker 2

Well, that makes that easy. Probably gonna be super missiles or something we get. And then Bowling or Bubble Mountains to the right, probably. So we'll go grab that item afterwards and then connect it to the top of West Ocean. Hello, hello.…
5:59:11

څپرکی 85: man. Please, man. 62s · Speaker 3

man. Please, man. All right, well, I don't think we technically need it, but unless this is Speed Booster, then we're... Fuck off, game. Well, it's one in I mean, we're fine Technically I guess This is starting to piss me the fuck off Yeah …
6:00:14

څپرکی 86: Lakitu. That's what I was just thinking. 196s · Speaker 2

Lakitu. That's what I was just thinking. I don't care to check the item. Can we convert channel points into crypto? Yes, you can, through my new blockchain technology. Okay. We're definitely fine at Bubble Mountain, grabbing the item. Going…
6:03:31

څپرکی 87: for a one -round? 266s · Speaker 3

for a one -round? I have ten missiles. I can't. Are you kidding me? I mean, if I had five more missiles, I would try. Yo, Chris, thanks for the five gifted subs. Thank you. This game fucking sucks! You needed a good laugh. Well... I'll see …
6:08:45

څپرکی 88: Mapping or yapping? 65s · Speaker 3

Mapping or yapping? I'm going to grab this item. Okay, I actually have a feeling this is, like, gravity or Varya. What do you guys think it is? X -ray, wave, bombs.
6:10:04

څپرکی 89: Oh, this way. 58s · Speaker 6

Oh, this way. Okay. Wall jump boots? It could be. It could be. Grab this just in case this is a reserve. Because we need the refillers. We die to it in the years. Spazer? Impossible that it's Spazer. Yep, and it's a reserve. This is why we …
6:11:08

څپرکی 90: You know? 94s · Speaker 3

You know? It's like almost worthless. But not quite. There really is no good reset anyways, you know? But I mean, now we're like really just go mode. This is fucking horrendous. Okay,
6:12:42

څپرکی 91: tickles. Okay. 76s · Speaker 5

tickles. Okay. Okay. I
6:13:58

څپرکی 92: know. Don't tell no one, Grizz. 74s · Speaker 1

know. Don't tell no one, Grizz. Oh, that's that. And we lose. Because we went for grapple.
6:15:13

څپرکی 93: Ooh, folks, you went for grapple? 129s · Speaker 3

Ooh, folks, you went for grapple? That sucks, man. Fava beans, yeah. Okay, someone wasn't lying about his beardness finding double suits. God damn it, Tickles. I know you especially wouldn't intentionally do that. But I can't help but feel …
6:17:23

څپرکی 94: baby. Let's go for it. 315s · Speaker 4

baby. Let's go for it. Let's waste all our time here. Yeah, this account's only for you, I swear. You've been following me for nine years. Wow, Techno. You know what they say. Time flies by when you're having fun, my man. That's why these l…
6:22:38

څپرکی 95: bagel on my feet. 299s · Speaker 2

bagel on my feet. This is getting weird, fellas. It's literally just faster to go the other way. Dumbass, dumbass, dumbass. Psycho dad. 11 years, 4 months. Who was the 10 year up there as well? Blue Lionel, 10 years. God damn. So you follow…
6:28:15

څپرکی 96: What am I doing here? 68s · Speaker 1

What am I doing here? Wait, I don't even have a Ken fly yet. All right, yeah, no, I don't have bombs. Speed booster? I think this wraps, right? Speed booster.
6:30:07

څپرکی 97: Got him. Y 'all can't do that. 62s · Speaker 5

Got him. Y 'all can't do that. Amazing, Oates. Alright, be speed -locked, Craig, please. And fish tank. God. Y 'all might actually be a sitch. A good sitch. And I guess I'll fuck myself.
6:31:09

څپرکی 98: Where the hell is Craig? 112s · Speaker 3

Where the hell is Craig? Wait a minute, what? Oh, just Meridia. Oh. That's nice. Yeah, that's nice. That's real nice. Wasn't even an Overlook. Because I go that way anyways. And then I play Norfair first. So, I don't know. I mean, this is o…
6:33:01

څپرکی 99: I'm confused. 139s · Speaker 2

I'm confused. I've already been into Taurean, I thought. My head hurts. Okay, there he is. Great. Fantastic. I'm going to the map. What do you want me to do not blind it'd be more impressive to not blind i can't even begin to express how mu…
6:35:20

څپرکی 100: farm god it's so bad it's it's 300 shots every super missile is like seven or like 10 seconds saved i don't even know it… 27s · Speaker 7

farm god it's so bad it's it's 300 shots every super missile is like seven or like 10 seconds saved i don't even know it's some can i like farm properly here i guess not it's just not gonna happen
6:36:24

څپرکی 101: Yup, that's a snipe. 71s · Speaker 5

Yup, that's a snipe. Yup, there's another snipe. Okay. Well, I should have. I don't think it was enough. Doesn't really matter. I'm gonna start blasting. I was just over the farm. I was gonna say, you're not dead yet. What are you doing? It…
6:37:36

څپرکی 102: DNFs. Like, back to back. 46s · Speaker 8

DNFs. Like, back to back. Yup, that's a snipe. Yup, there's another snipe. This is so sad. Yup, that's a snipe. Yup, there's another snipe.
6:39:02

څپرکی 103: 45 flat my tomatoes see two l's make a w but that was only one l no it was two l's yeah no um sir it says 45 flat thank you thank you i'm a little bit confused by this one because mo mo was on his way to dragon Nitro's on his way to Ridley. 158s · Speaker 7

45 flat my tomatoes see two l's make a w but that was only one l no it was two l's yeah no um sir it says 45 flat thank you thank you i'm a little bit confused by this one because mo mo was on his way to dragon Nitro's on his way to Ridley.…
6:41:40

څپرکی 104: But I think T might have been straight up the smallest zone. 218s · Speaker 3

But I think T might have been straight up the smallest zone. I don't know. T had all the beams. Well, Nebdi didn't go T. Ralix didn't go T. Nitro didn't go T. Molding goatee. Nitro had full beam. Oh, he does. Nitro did goatee. He's like the…