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Bab

  1. 0:25

    what's up white worm you are indeed second you are indeed not first says me nice hopefully

  2. 2:31

    it feels good um if you don't like the feel of the face buttons let me know basically you just take the controller part take the paper out but that's what i do with a lot of my controllers just to make sure that they're being pressed and ac…

  3. 5:00

    I do like extra sharp cheddar, yes. Like, mozzarella on a nice, like a, you have like a, um, like little mozzarella balls and a nice, fresh cucumber salad or like a pasta salad on a hot day. Mozzarella's my favorite that day, you know. Or l…

  4. 10:01

    Right? I mean, I think it's wonderful. Just really fantastic. So you got this. Just real nice. Wow. God bless you. Then from the back, I think it's great. What do you mean, wiener? Wait, what? That was his trophy he was kneeling in front of…

  5. 15:01

    when I was looking at apartments seven years ago, eight years ago, no, probably eight years ago, it was starting to like, the trend was going upwards for prices. So unless I got like a rent stabilized, you know, place, then yeah, it would h…

  6. 20:19

    Oh, that sounds cool. Drewski. Yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun. That kind of stuff I would like to do. It's like the stuff I gotta do before I die, you know? Just stuff like that. Be fun. Nah, Rubu. His dad owns a mine. A Peridot mine. …

  7. 25:28
    Bab 7: you are, Druski. 379s · Speaker 1

    you are, Druski. That's awesome, actually. That is very cool. That kind of stuff, I envy you. Because that, uh, that's fun. Oh, my God. It's facing like this. This is so sad. No rips, but I can tell it's like weak. It's like sometimes not e…

  8. 31:47

    you very much, Deuce. Got him. Got him, got him. Okay, got him. Got him again. Okay, got him. I think I need my other screwdriver for when I... Thank you. Thank you, Deuce. Thank you. Yo, Tokam. With the five gifted subs. Thank you. Just wh…

  9. 35:00

    So sad. Yeah, but how much have you played percentage -wise on cards or anything? Thanks for the ranches. Thank you. I'm about to eliminate the ranch so I can hear my thoughts. Okay. I don't like the L now, though. It feels weird. It's like…

  10. 45:11

    11 .10 right now are washed. I can try a sub 12 for you buddy. Other than that you know. I got a 10 .07 here the other day jeruski. One day without wall jump entry. It was with the wall jump entry but if it was without the wall jump entry t…

  11. 50:16

    I just like running through and having a setup. Yeah. There are a lot of inputs happening. Display? You can see it top left. Or what do you mean? Yeah, because it's just in -game. Unless you're talking about something else. Yeah, sometimes …

  12. 55:42

    Retrospector, thanks for 13. Thank you, thank you. Alright. So it's just a pixel too far to the left. Even that's a pixel too far to the left. It's pretty hard to adjust. So that's good. Too far to the left. You can kind of see it. I wonder…

  13. 57:17
    Bab 14: So that's. 307s · Speaker 3

    So that's... No, that was good. Too far to the right. Never really appreciate how hard this trick was. Trying to line up a perfect pixel with a ball bounce. But. Because it's like. I'm normally really consistent with it. But now lately. It'…

  14. 1:02:25

    that was just for charity. Because I wouldn't sell them for $100 a piece. That was just for charity. So if you were going to donate to the American Heart Association when I was doing that. that day, then it was just an incentive that might …

  15. 1:05:12

    Oh, it's not even ceramic, it's plastic? Oh. Yeah, I mean, it's convenient. I've considered about getting an AeroPress, but if I ever make a pour -over, which I don't too often, it's just I like French press. Or, well, pour -over. If I just…

  16. 1:16:37

    Oats and Goats is still... Controller... Oats and Goats is still deep in controller repair mode ahead of Super Metroid. A second D -pad is mush. The L button feels off. And Chad is trading casino horror stories. So true, so true. Alright. T…

  17. 1:21:37

    you want to spend $1 ,800? It's enough for gaming, you know? Right, right. Yeah, it's probably just enough for what its use case is for, you know? You're not rendering things on it or doing a ton. Or, like, rendering videos or, you know. Wh…

  18. 1:25:03

    pretty much, because my early game was, like, after Fantoon, then he gets a one -round mid. I get a fast mid, or a mid -fast, and I'm only, like, six seconds behind him at that point. And then everything after that, not good. I had a couple…

  19. 1:26:15

    Or probably even lower at some point, you know. nice down back whatever he is yep okay we'll make that work new d -pad i gotta get used to the um down backs that can change quite a bit that feel is that robert any word what do you mean i'm …

  20. 1:31:24

    pretty rare to have five supers here. She does not feel like a streamer because she only plays one game. You can, yeah, like, you can still be an athlete and just play one sport. Nothing wrong with that. Oh,

  21. 1:32:25

    yeah. For sure, Ostrich. I blame Ostrich for that, by the way. That's fine. Now we can blame the new controller. I mean, the thing is, things change. Like, as humans, our brains seek out novelty, and we latch on to novelty. We remember that…

  22. 1:37:27

    And then you realize that the internet is a stupid place. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. And I think I saw someone say, oh, it's lack of personality for me. Same lame jokes. Same audience orb. Exactly project. Like I said, it's because the first …

  23. 1:42:38

    what does it have to do with speedrunning? Why do you need to talk about it at a charity event? What? Trans rights? Who cares what they talk about? Is it your charity event? Why would you care if it's a charity event? Where they're talking …

  24. 1:47:42

    something it's not for stupid culture war bullshit. And people eat it up. Like poop frosting for Metroid Prime. They're just eating that shit up. So annoying. It's like the writing is on the wall and people still just, oh, well, I'm just go…

  25. 1:52:45

    I don't have 100 years, but just in case Brian, whatever his name is, Brian Johnson finds the secret sauce, then you never know. This is what I tell people all the time, Drewski. Get offline. Go talk to people. Oh, I don't need to. I see en…

  26. 1:58:04

    I just think, I just also think there's like permanent damage done to people to where they forget how to treat others. and they can air out all of their darkest thoughts and have other people go, oh, yeah, I feel the same way. And then they…

  27. 2:00:04

    I'm missing some umami. Yep. It's not a variant of the same thing. No one is going, please call me a cock or spaniel. Are there things online that you can probably point to? Because some people, a lot of that's just fetish anyways. Sure. Bu…

  28. 2:01:54
    Bab 29: Sweet Cheeks. 299s · Speaker 3

    Sweet Cheeks. Can you not call me Sweet Cheeks? Oh, sure thing, Sweet Cheeks. Guys, we're not going to get into this fucking conversation about biological and how someone just wants to identify themselves. Okay, wait. I don't care if someon…

  29. 2:06:56

    And that's what is happening right now. I've had this conversation with people in the past, and it's just always, well, it's not like that, but have you seen this? And it's like adjacent to the problem, but then sooner or later, we're five …

  30. 2:10:53

    Yeah, fucking boogeyman tactics. Oh, boogeyman. Scary, scary. Yeah, how dare I? How dare I try to not spend my energy on caring how other people... deal with their own lives with their own set of unique circumstances that puts them into may…

  31. 2:12:35

    Just try to look outside of your current ego chamber. Try to go talk to people that you might think are bad or that you might disagree with. And then you will quickly realize that you are being fed hysteria. Most of the shit you see is just…

  32. 2:17:48

    Okay, how has it affected you then? Give me an example of how it's affected you. You said, I don't have skin in the game. You must have skin in the game. I don't want to know what type of skin. What has it done to you? How has it affected y…

  33. 2:22:49

    for 50 gifted subs i had to joke about it chad i i totally forgot you can deal with that however you'd like please you have unlimited access any of the mods in here you have unlimited access because i don't have tolerance for pieces of shit…

  34. 2:27:16

    Spain. Spain, France. Argentina. Spain sucks? What do you mean? Where's that dude with the crazy long hair that I keep seeing? What team does he play for? Earth. Team Earth. Lord Alfredo with the 20 gifted subs. Yeah, isn't he the Majin Buu…

  35. 2:32:17

    i suck so per use it's something else's fault yeah 1302 climb that nah you've read that wrong i think we might need to switch to the maps yeah Did just break it in for a little bit now I'll go back to 100 % for sure for sure because I alway…

  36. 2:37:31
    Bab 37: that case, no. 306s · Speaker 1

    that case, no. Can you get mini splits? Because I would want one for the... So my office, her office, bedroom, and then the entire downstairs. Can you have like a mini split with four? Or can you have as many units in the house as you'd lik…

  37. 2:42:37

    of big diesel I'm it should last all summer basically just kicks on to Heat water to 128 degrees. That then goes into a tank. That's kind of just why I hate boilers. I'd rather just replace that shit. Get a nice water heater. Get maybe some…

  38. 2:45:59

    And chat unlimited power is mods. What do you guys think? If I get a natural gas line, am I gonna, am I gonna, you know, go loopy? There's a few things that need to be done. That's also why I was gonna take a trip and hang out with Emmett a…

  39. 2:51:00

    Maybe it's just our electric stove sucks. I don't know. Yeah, electric is easier to clean. But... Yeah. I put on my Korean sunscreen today. I'm glowing. I'm almost out. Then I don't know what to do. I won't be beautiful any longer. Enough. …

  40. 2:56:01

    This piece of shit. Alright, map runner time. I actually don't like the way this controller feels now that I took it apart once. Alright, I'm switching to hitbox. That's it, I'm switching to hitbox, fellas. Oh, they literally just started. …

  41. 3:07:27

    Are they done yet with this rando? No, I will. I will. I just want to eat some. Yeah, I'm just going to eat for the next 50 minutes, guys. Words?

  42. 3:08:33
    Bab 43: We could. 79s · Speaker 4

    We could. Or we could steal Eddie and Moe's content. Yeah. You guys remember when Eddie said that I ruined Season 5 for everyone because the supers aren't going to be good anymore? They're 13 minutes into this seed and they have 25 super mi…

  43. 3:09:52
    Bab 44: minus 10. 304s · Speaker 2

    minus 10. They've had 25 for like the last five minutes. And they have charge, by the way. Hey, we all have a silly resting face. But sometimes Eddie is just catching flies, you know. You guys want to play words or something real quick? Or …

  44. 3:14:57

    icky breaky heart. Shoe. Oh, there's still one more. Shoes. It's probably some bullshit. Like, that's not even a word, but it could be in this game. Like, I'm just throwing Hail Marys here. Wait,

  45. 3:16:13

    no. No, it could have been that. I don't know. Couldn't find it. Smilers. Juggler. Jugs. Big old jugs. Okay, that was fast. Rogue

  46. 3:17:46

    is one. I don't know.

  47. 3:18:59
    Bab 48: Undergo, nice. 97s · Speaker 2

    Undergo, nice. I'm sure that's already found under. I don't know. We all thought gnome. it's probably some again like i said like that's

  48. 3:20:36

    not a word but it could be man you guys suck later y 'all everyone kept

  49. 3:25:26

    big guy. Happy birthday. Thanks. Once again, it's not my birthday, but appreciate it. Madden or Maiden. Thanks for the raid. I appreciate that very much. How was your stream? What were you playing? No, nice. Portal speedrun seemed pretty cr…

  50. 3:30:28

    moving Mario essentially the same every time. You know what I mean? In a game like SM64 or SM, they move at different rates. You know, you can jump and you have like a weird curve of horizontal momentum. You can wall jump numerous different…

  51. 3:35:29

    No, it's not because of the length of the run. It's because you can always arm pump faster and you can always save time. And it's not only arm pumps, by the way. You can always ledge grab cleaner. So pretty much every room has time to save.…

  52. 3:40:52

    will start while he has no controller. Well, Eddie's got one more boss. Looks like Moe is getting cooked. Would adding 3D printed components to a SNES controller to make it more ergonomic be the same as using a hitbox? No. That's like sayin…

  53. 3:42:15

    Um... Would, would adding two wheels to a motorcycle make it a car? No, you just have an ATV. I don't know. I don't know. No, that's not the same thing. No, that was terrible. Because you're changing what you have. It's like, he's brilliant…

  54. 3:47:31

    comes from their asses can't you read that quote well the honey i had was from the ass but you know yeah they literally it yeah for sure for sure that wasn't honey sure tasted sweet arm is whipping up a controller eddie's finally done took …

  55. 3:52:31

    cleaning out the hairspray. Hold on almost done Oats is still deep in the SM skill ceiling debate. Arguing perfection is literally impossible. Now on break, tinkering with controller and watching a rival lose a race. My rival is clearly Moe…

  56. 3:58:19

    we talking about milking? Alright, I'll volunteer first. Get in line, Oates. I was here first. This is gonna be the finest controller in all the land. And the R button sucks. Hold on. It will be, though. Hold. Just gotta trust. I gotta find…

  57. 4:03:13

    Okay. Y 'all are just rude with that shit. Eight minute pause menu. Oh my god. Alright, I'm going with it. It feels fine. i guess it's good enough but it's not too good to where i still i can't complain about it you know what i mean like i …

  58. 4:08:14

    all of us can say that. All right. Zeebo, what is it? Zeebo, Gamer, Kago, Powwomp. I need to open up these things here. Hold on. Bam. Okay. Good luck.

  59. 4:10:16

    Eddie's on the escape already, Oates. Wow, he is crazy. How'd he get there so fast? Yup, that's a snipe. Yup, there's another snipe. Yup, you just gotta keep going. You never know. The game might want us to, okay, die here. The game might w…

  60. 4:15:25

    now I'm thinking like, if I didn't go through the Metroid room, I'd be like, oh yeah, Metroid room. After this, where does it want me to go? So we have that. I guess we have missiles now, so it's just all whatever. That'd be sweet if there …

  61. 4:20:31
    Bab 63: What was this? 303s · Speaker 5

    What was this? I am not a Metroid fan. I hate Metroid. So much. Base notes. Alright, so I can't go through that. I can't go through that. But I don't have bombs to go through that. So stupid, stupid, stupid. Great. Back to W. Yo, this is...…

  62. 4:25:34

    just getting sick to my stomach, man. I'll go down. Have we seen every single area now? We just haven't been into Brinstar. This game fucking sucks. My fucking tomatoes. I mean, what do you want me to do? You want me to actually open up the…

  63. 4:30:38

    that answers that question. There is a room in between, though. But I'm not going to look. No, it's more like, oof, does you didn't try to get that item? I do actually think, and I hate to say this now, I do think that item is a filler. Bec…

  64. 4:35:39

    maybe that's just me remembering gravity that one time. I guess we can go to Burnstar too, actually. Wow, Eddie Oates is going to freak out. Yeah, for sure, for sure. Cruel Beans went oof. Damn, maybe we should actually get rid of this. Bec…

  65. 4:40:39

    oh god. Yeah, this seed just is actually brutal. How has it been 30 minutes already? Yeah. I don't think I'm alone in my lack of progress. No. Not quite yet. Still need. Either Varya and two tanks, or five tanks, or a number of other things…

  66. 4:45:41

    right now it's just miserable um i'll save and then i'll sack for the map okay There's like too much going on. It's so much back and forth. It's hard to remember every single zone that we've seen. Yes, that was in logic. That way we go this…

  67. 4:51:03

    a big -ass zone for, like, actually nothing. Was there even a... No, there was no majors even. That's a huge map for literally nothing. This is so sad. Well, um... I'm gonna go kill a Ridley and Dragon. Then I go back to Brynn and see if th…

  68. 4:56:12

    there a qualifier? No. What you're seeing on YouTube is forever ago. Beards, every seed is different, okay? Dragon porn reading, it went good. It went really good. Everyone was very receptive. Okay, I save one more time, we kill Ridley. I'm…

  69. 5:01:15

    one's finished yet, so there's hope. This sucks. Wait, what was that room again? I don't know. I just... This sucks, dude. I'm gonna puke. I feel sick. Fantoon can't be in Burnstar. It's impossible. That would be pretty wild. This is so sad…

  70. 5:06:39

    All right, Nido and Eddie, you can finish. Where the hell was it again? Down there? All right. Hey, season five, everyone, where Eddie gets mad at me for ruining the season because I said there's too many supers. Hey, look what we found, hu…

  71. 5:10:01

    I wonder if you can just come over here and straight up blind right into Torian and just win too. There's a couple awful scenarios. I mean, that might be the logic? I don't know. Because certainly doing that on one E -Tank wasn't what we we…

  72. 5:11:47

    Made the best blinder win. Oh, we gotta go through that. Sigh. Not really a snipe. Snipes are only when you're on the escape. Get it right. This is so sad. Sometimes I just gotta remind people, you know? Get it right. It might have also jus…

  73. 5:17:14

    and learn, chumps. That's nice. Nobody asked. Thanks for the money. Thanks for the money. This is just due to my pause menu. I have literally a 6 minute pause menu and Nitro has like a 22 second pause menu. That's okay. It's pretty much eno…

  74. 5:22:17

    That is, like, the luckiest shit I've ever seen. If Fantoon is his first boss. It was probably at, like, sub 40 minutes. How do you... I mean... He must have died afterwards if he got a 58 here. He must have, like, continuously died or some…

  75. 5:27:23

    Wait. Why did Zilla delete their account? I don't know. We'll figure it out. Maybe we can... I don't know if there's any way to, like, kick. That is, like, a serious rage quit. I'll talk to Eddie for a minute, but I'm gonna go pee. Hello, h…

  76. 5:31:17
    Bab 79: But yeah, nice. 300s · Speaker 4

    But yeah, nice. Congrats on getting it in 20 minutes before me. I don't remember when I got it. The seed is kind of funny. The back and forth is kind of insane at the start. When did we get supers, chat? Was I literally 10 minutes ahead of …

  77. 5:36:17
    Bab 80: Did what? 222s · Speaker 2

    Did what? Bowling. You got speed before power bombs. Yes, I got speed before power bombs. Right. Because the moment I got my supers, I just got it. Like immediately, I just picked it up. Yeah. But I couldn't go back for that plasma. Didn't …

  78. 5:47:49

    Now this is a race. Okay. It's going well, Sind. What's up? What's up? 190. Let's go. Let's go. Is he winning today?

  79. 5:50:09

    Dude, why you gotta ask that question? Asshole? Gets all mad. Even when I'm losing, I'm winning, though. You know what I'm saying, fellas? Turn your L's into W's. Because you have one L. You have two L's. What does that make? Boom. What if …

  80. 5:55:00

    Thank you, thank you. I mean, it's kind of annoying that this has to be the configuration, because the five races that Raelix didn't play, five in a row, it wasn't that configuration. He's probably like, oh, okay. And then literally the one…

  81. 5:57:01

    Well, that makes that easy. Probably gonna be super missiles or something we get. And then Bowling or Bubble Mountains to the right, probably. So we'll go grab that item afterwards and then connect it to the top of West Ocean. Hello, hello.…

  82. 5:59:11

    man. Please, man. All right, well, I don't think we technically need it, but unless this is Speed Booster, then we're... Fuck off, game. Well, it's one in I mean, we're fine Technically I guess This is starting to piss me the fuck off Yeah …

  83. 6:00:14

    Lakitu. That's what I was just thinking. I don't care to check the item. Can we convert channel points into crypto? Yes, you can, through my new blockchain technology. Okay. We're definitely fine at Bubble Mountain, grabbing the item. Going…

  84. 6:03:31
    Bab 87: for a one -round? 266s · Speaker 3

    for a one -round? I have ten missiles. I can't. Are you kidding me? I mean, if I had five more missiles, I would try. Yo, Chris, thanks for the five gifted subs. Thank you. This game fucking sucks! You needed a good laugh. Well... I'll see …

  85. 6:08:45

    Mapping or yapping? I'm going to grab this item. Okay, I actually have a feeling this is, like, gravity or Varya. What do you guys think it is? X -ray, wave, bombs.

  86. 6:10:04
    Bab 89: Oh, this way. 58s · Speaker 6

    Oh, this way. Okay. Wall jump boots? It could be. It could be. Grab this just in case this is a reserve. Because we need the refillers. We die to it in the years. Spazer? Impossible that it's Spazer. Yep, and it's a reserve. This is why we …

  87. 6:11:08
    Bab 90: You know? 94s · Speaker 3

    You know? It's like almost worthless. But not quite. There really is no good reset anyways, you know? But I mean, now we're like really just go mode. This is fucking horrendous. Okay,

  88. 6:12:42
    Bab 91: tickles. Okay. 76s · Speaker 5

    tickles. Okay. Okay. I

  89. 6:13:58

    know. Don't tell no one, Grizz. Oh, that's that. And we lose. Because we went for grapple.

  90. 6:15:13

    Ooh, folks, you went for grapple? That sucks, man. Fava beans, yeah. Okay, someone wasn't lying about his beardness finding double suits. God damn it, Tickles. I know you especially wouldn't intentionally do that. But I can't help but feel …

  91. 6:17:23

    baby. Let's go for it. Let's waste all our time here. Yeah, this account's only for you, I swear. You've been following me for nine years. Wow, Techno. You know what they say. Time flies by when you're having fun, my man. That's why these l…

  92. 6:22:38
    Bab 95: bagel on my feet. 299s · Speaker 2

    bagel on my feet. This is getting weird, fellas. It's literally just faster to go the other way. Dumbass, dumbass, dumbass. Psycho dad. 11 years, 4 months. Who was the 10 year up there as well? Blue Lionel, 10 years. God damn. So you follow…

  93. 6:28:15

    What am I doing here? Wait, I don't even have a Ken fly yet. All right, yeah, no, I don't have bombs. Speed booster? I think this wraps, right? Speed booster.

  94. 6:30:07

    Got him. Y 'all can't do that. Amazing, Oates. Alright, be speed -locked, Craig, please. And fish tank. God. Y 'all might actually be a sitch. A good sitch. And I guess I'll fuck myself.

  95. 6:31:09

    Where the hell is Craig? Wait a minute, what? Oh, just Meridia. Oh. That's nice. Yeah, that's nice. That's real nice. Wasn't even an Overlook. Because I go that way anyways. And then I play Norfair first. So, I don't know. I mean, this is o…

  96. 6:33:01
    Bab 99: I'm confused. 139s · Speaker 2

    I'm confused. I've already been into Taurean, I thought. My head hurts. Okay, there he is. Great. Fantastic. I'm going to the map. What do you want me to do not blind it'd be more impressive to not blind i can't even begin to express how mu…

  97. 6:35:20

    farm god it's so bad it's it's 300 shots every super missile is like seven or like 10 seconds saved i don't even know it's some can i like farm properly here i guess not it's just not gonna happen

  98. 6:36:24

    Yup, that's a snipe. Yup, there's another snipe. Okay. Well, I should have. I don't think it was enough. Doesn't really matter. I'm gonna start blasting. I was just over the farm. I was gonna say, you're not dead yet. What are you doing? It…

  99. 6:37:36

    DNFs. Like, back to back. Yup, that's a snipe. Yup, there's another snipe. This is so sad. Yup, that's a snipe. Yup, there's another snipe.

  100. 6:39:02

    45 flat my tomatoes see two l's make a w but that was only one l no it was two l's yeah no um sir it says 45 flat thank you thank you i'm a little bit confused by this one because mo mo was on his way to dragon Nitro's on his way to Ridley.…

  101. 6:41:40

    But I think T might have been straight up the smallest zone. I don't know. T had all the beams. Well, Nebdi didn't go T. Ralix didn't go T. Nitro didn't go T. Molding goatee. Nitro had full beam. Oh, he does. Nitro did goatee. He's like the…