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What does the swing sound like from the inside? Let's

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listen.

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Bro.

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Although, bro, this is one of the most

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disgusting memes that has ever been

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pushed on TikTok. And no, the problem is

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not that there are

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certain people who do this kind of thing.

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The catch is much more disgusting. It

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all depends on the context in which this

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sound appears. For those who don't know, Koç Bratan

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is a sauna crime scene tape

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recorded around 2019-20. At that

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time, some unknown person,

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instead of helping, I don’t know, decided,

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apparently out of pure fun, to stupidly say: “

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Why not?” filming a

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poor schoolboy being stripped of his

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manhood, and then

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publishing the horrific footage

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online. I'll tell you how it is. The

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Central Asian banya is an extremely

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old gimmick that was popular

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in Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan long

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ago, primarily among the

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thick-headed masses. And no, it's not because

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it's just some random

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funny sound from Instagram or they did

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n't know the story behind it. But, quite the

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opposite, the situation itself

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made them laugh. I am a direct

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witness, I personally saw in my 15 years

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how my yard kids were dying from this

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news. And, you must admit, it's quite ironic

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that the chwakers in Tiktak have

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essentially degenerated so much that they've

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become on par with the humor of the Traktorbek guys with

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swords in their eyes.

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You are such a jerk. [music]

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And after hearing all these jokes, you'll probably

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ask me, Jim, why did this happen at all

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? Since when did the Chinese

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platform's audience, just like Rick

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and Morty episodes, completely lose empathy? But the

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commentators on YouTube are so smart. Let

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's talk straight away. The problem isn't

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that TikTok is the most toxic

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platform in the world. The situation is much more

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complex. I would even say that there is

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more psychological fun at play here

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than a one-sided conclusion. It’s not hard

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to guess that everything comes down to the method of

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selecting content. Let's

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close our eyes together and imagine

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scrolling through the Red Platform recommendations. We are faced with

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hundreds, if not thousands, of

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different previews, from small to

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large, which leaves you with a

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mind-boggling decision: to click or

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not to click. But on TikTok, no

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one burdens you with anything; you just turn it on and

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diarrhea flies right onto the screen. This is precisely

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why YouTube viewers

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develop a sense of humanity when watching

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videos, because a blogger isn't just

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some kind of digital noise, but a choice,

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something we've essentially been deprived of in

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recent years. Well, anyway, Rohat,

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watching YouTube is 144P, right? I will never

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understand the logic of these blocks.

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The problem can be solved by simply turning on the

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VPN cone. For only prices starting from 25

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rubles. Every month you receive videos on the

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Red Square in stable 4K.

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Needless to say, TikTok,

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Telegram and Discord calls, and

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internet speed itself remain extremely

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high. And the best part is

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, the VPN allows you

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to connect up to ten devices at

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once. And just think about it, all this kosherness coupled

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with bypassing whitelists and

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pleasant use. Just turn it on once

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and there's no need to turn it off, because all

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Russian applications connect well with it

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. I used the VPN cone myself

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. This is not the first time I have advertised, and I liked it

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. Follow the link in the description, and

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as my subscriber, you'll get a

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free trial. To

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illustrate my conclusion about

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scroll-addicts, I'd like to cite a

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similarly nauseating meme by Gold.

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I'm sure for those who aren't on TikTok,

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this phrase will seem like, well, I don't know, a

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reference to my nickname. However, as with

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Htchbraton, this word is - it's

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[laughter]

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just some pizzazz. December 16,

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2025, was definitely the day when half of the

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Russian internet went into total shock

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over a fifteen-year-old schoolboy named

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Timofey. It would seem that, looking at this

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boy, at first glance you wouldn’t be able to

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tell that there’s anything wrong with him.

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The most strange thing about it is

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the label on the phone. Did he just

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take a picture of himself in the toilet or something? However,

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if you zoom out, you can clearly see

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that he is wearing a bulletproof vest with the inscription "Nothing

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lies matter," which is a direct

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symbolism for radical physical

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action, so to speak. I don't know what

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happened in this boy's life. Resentment towards

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migrants, humiliation from friends of a different

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nationality, or simply love for those

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who don't mind shooting up

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educational institutions. But

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Timofey, roughly speaking, has the views of an

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Austrian artist, so in the

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name of some idiotic idea in his head,

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he decided to do the stupidest thing

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possible. A ninth-grader burst into

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the school, took a knife, and then, to his

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great regret, he managed to catch

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fourth-grader Kabiljon. His last

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cry was a call for help from his father.

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The result is right in front of you. the

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mother's terrible tears, the people's anger and a banal

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lack of understanding of how this could have

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happened. Of course, initially everything

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was generally predictable. People

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grieved, the story gradually began to be

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forgotten, life went on as usual,

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until suddenly, six months later,

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the slaves of the Infinite Scroll remembered this tragedy

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. Do you understand what it is? And

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before he died, Kabiljon shouted dd, which,

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if I pronounced it correctly,

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translates as dad in Tajik. And

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TikTokers found it funny that

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his farewell exhalation sounded like golda. And

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yes, you understood everything absolutely correctly.

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Memes began to be made based on this.

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Oh, stop. Okay, this is

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[ __ ]. So that's Yes. Just

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think about this for a second. TikTok is actively

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liking, promoting, positively

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commenting, and laughing at the

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literal last words of a ten-year-old

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boy, who was sent to the next world by a crazy

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kid on Itognya

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for two or three views purely for the sake of a frame

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for this video. No, what are you saying? This joke

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collected a catastrophic 70,000 likes.

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That is, this wave is not some kind of

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[ __ ], affecting, well, a small number of

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users; it is not a

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truly large chunk of the

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Russian-speaking public that is participating in this madhouse. I won't even mention that

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the author of this simplicity does

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n't find it funny in response to this. Although, the bazaar

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as it is, this disgrace is still [ __ ]

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compared to how certain

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commentators write their

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giggles and laughter under videos

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condemning this trend.

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Harry Defatka Beljona. He even

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told Golda in the last seconds of his life

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that he was one of the seven

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deadly sins, namely greed.

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Many, of course, may say that he

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said: "Yes, yes, what's wrong, by the way."

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What does dad mean in translation? But this does not cancel out

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his selfishness, since he told

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his classmates that he would beat up

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his Timofey, which in turn

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was also one of the seven deadly sins,

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namely pride. Also, if we

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accept the fact that he said yes-yes,

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this does not change the fact that he

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said this in a voluntary manner, which in

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turn is also one of the seven

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deadly sins, namely lust.

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Draw your own conclusions.

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I understand that for a reasonable portion of

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the audience this comment causes a burning

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sensation in the ass. How did you

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even formulate such a thing in your

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empty head, knowing how Kabeljon's mother

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suffered terribly from this catastrophe?

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This is where the whole problem lies. He didn't

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watch footage of his parents' tears.

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Chelik most likely saw

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jokes about Molstroy in his recommendations,

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laughed, and thought that it would be quite a good idea

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to grind out his

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ragebyte on laughing bulls to farm useless red

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hearts, without realizing that there are things that

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, well, you can't laugh at. Although,

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let's not lie. Has morality

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ever stopped the scum from

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creating their own personal videos to

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show off to all the cool people of

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comedy? Who is this? And this is Kabyle John. This is

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Kabljo. Guys, he's chasing me. Kabil

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John is chasing me. Here you go. Golda.

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[scream] Golda. Golda. Golda. Golda. Oh,

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what is he shouting about? Leave me alone, leave me alone. Golda, golda

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, golda, golda, golda. What the [ __ ] are you

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, Golda? Ah, guys, guys, we need to go there

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, get it. And what about you? Aw, ow, ow, it

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hurts. Hey, get some

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gold.

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Guys, I killed, I killed Kabil John. I

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killed Babidzhon. I killed him. Timokha, do you

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hear? It turns out he was alive.

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Guys, it was all fake.

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Watching this video, I stupidly remember that

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picture. He wanted to show off. I do

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n't think anyone would seriously argue with me

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that black humor

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only becomes offensive when it doesn't harm

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innocent people or concerns purely abstract

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things or groups. However, at the moment of mockery

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at the memory of a specific little

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schoolboy, it becomes a mockery

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of his family, which, in my opinion, is

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far from truly absurdly hilarious

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satire. The effect of clip-based thinking also adds fuel to the fire of seitoy in ahanalli

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. If you don’t know what it is, it’s

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when a person develops a terribly

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stupid habit of perceiving any

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information exclusively in short,

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quickly changing pieces. This perfectly

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explains why TikTokers are so

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fond of being clever or drawing definitive

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conclusions about an entire topic

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that would take at least an hour of

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their life to understand, simply by watching a

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ten-second vertical video. And I am not

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speaking without evidence. If you've been following

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my social media presence for a while, you're well

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aware that around March of this

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year, I started running my TikTok account with

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mini-analyses of all sorts of funny

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guys from the world wide web. By the

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way, I repost fan art about myself from there,

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so if anything, I keep track of everything.

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Just tag me in the post. Well

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, a couple of months ago I released

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two separate, quite successful

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tiki-takas about Evge Bratan. And it would seem that

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, seeing such statistics, one would just want to

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say: “It was worth the effort.”

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They literally rufled,

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and this is not far-fetched. Are

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you serious? This happened in

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Minecraft.

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And the funniest thing is, there’s no point in even getting angry at these people

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, because they’re just

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[ __ ] out this stupid [ __ ] through the prism of my

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short two-minute video. Just

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for a second, to understand the full

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context, you need to watch all four of my

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videos about Vozduna Bro, which have a combined

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running time of almost an hour and a half, which is simply too much of a chore for the

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Typical son of algorithms

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. And considering

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that as soon as

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Pidedi Brotan's exposé campaign began to gain millions of

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traction, bringing in a lot of

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informed viewers per square

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meter, most of the dopamine monsters,

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apparently seeing a lot of likes under the

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hate comments directed at

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the fan, bro, suddenly

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changed their tune en masse. This circus, I believe,

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perfectly confirms the objectivity of

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my words. It's obvious even to a hedgehog that

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those who tried to accuse me of far-fetchedness had a

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huge

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chance of not knowing that Evgen Bro

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threatened to create problems for me and my mother

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thanks to his money and influence. In my

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opinion, to reduce the number of such problems, you and

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I should get to know each other better.

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We have to see each other.

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I'll be in Moscow for Animeticon on September 5th and 6th specifically for this

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.

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Yeah, yeah, imagine, I'm going to embarrass myself on

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stage, telling all sorts of lame

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jokes for everyone's amusement. I'll be joined

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on schedule by Slick, Antikeck, Chuck Revew,

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the creators of thirteen maps and the spirit of my

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dorm, Neadekat Records, the same ones

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who voiced the digital circus, and a huge

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number of other cool guys. Trust

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me, there's a ton of content there. Thematic

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photo zones, authors' alley, board games,

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art battles. In short, you won’t be able to watch everything in 2 days

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. Well, especially for you, I

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asked the organizers to give

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me a GM Gold promo code for my

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subscribers, which gives a 400 ruble discount. for

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tickets and gift merchandise. I advise you

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to hurry, because they are selling out quite

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quickly. Follow all of

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Animaticon's social media channels using the link in the description.

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After all, new guests appear there every day

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. And maybe, I don’t know, Barack Obama himself will come

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. Having absorbed all

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the information above, I can assume that you

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thought that TikTok's audience has become like this

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in recent years. However,

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I hasten to disappoint you, this is far from

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true. The most obvious indicator of this

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is Miyagi's late son. For those

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who don’t know, on September 7, 2017,

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his son fell out of a window in Moscow.

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The consequences, as you can imagine, were

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incredibly fatal. Accusations

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against his wife, Miyagi's retirement from his career,

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in short, complete chaos. For a long time,

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all of his fans mourned this

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incident, trying to gently support

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their performer. But the initially

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one-sided story turned upside down

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around the summer of 2022. After all,

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in this particular fragment of the timeline,

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such mammy dreams began.

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[music]

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And okay, I think Miyagi himself understands perfectly well

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that those who really

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get it ha-ha are fools, with whom even

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arguing is more expensive. But

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think about it. While Miyagi has

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remained largely silent on his tragedy

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since his return,

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TikTokers have gone wild with the idea of

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suing a schoolboy who created a meme

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featuring his son. I swear to you, I tried to

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find a reliable source with this

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information and I can responsibly state that

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this is a leaky piece of writing. I don’t understand how

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this seemingly normal girl, who has

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1.5 million subscribers, can

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somehow breathe life into this extremely sensitive

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topic. It's obvious that after reading this

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rumor, there will be idiots who won't hesitate to

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go after Miyagi for actions he did

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n't do. And adding a note from subscribers

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is such a low-grade method of deflecting

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responsibility for spreading this pathetic

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lie for the sake of views that I have

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nothing to add. But at least I

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got almost that many likes. In general, the incredible

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cruelty of teenagers on the internet is

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such a common practice that

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you don't

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need to spend 10,000 hours building up fat on your

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ass on TikTok to see some kind of sadism. Here, for example, is a

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content creator smiley. As you

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can see on the screen, this girl lives with a

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disability, specifically with

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SMA. For dummies, this is when it happens that

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your nerves that control your

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muscles simply die year after year. That is, it seems

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like there is muscle for movement, your

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brain seems to be working fine, but

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the signal for pointing your fingers doesn’t

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get through, which is why your

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biceps gradually atrophy to such an extent

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that you are unable to even breathe on your own without special

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equipment. And do you know

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what the most terrible thing about the life of these poor

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people is? Patients with this disease, as a

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rule, do not have any problems with

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intellectual development. That is, yes,

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some who have reached the most terrible

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stages simply lie in bed all day

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and cannot even sit up properly.

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Kiskampis to all. Today I'll show you how I

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try to sit. Well, I'm trying not to

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fall apart, I guess. My muscles are very

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weak and my spine doesn't hold up at all.

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In short, this is not for the faint of heart. When they

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sit me down, my muscles are like: "No, no,

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no, not today." We rested for 4 years.

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Enough. I usually sit for 15 to 50 minutes,

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and even then that’s already on the edge. In fact, this is a

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very painful process. Bending my body

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is like trying to stretch a rubber band

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that is already at its limit. For now,

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I rested my right hand on my leg to

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help my spine support my body.

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I stretch my left arm, bending it 15 times

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three times, and there is a tonometer hanging on my arm

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like a small weight. It weighs

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120g. This may sound funny to ordinary people

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, but for me it's

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incredibly heavy. And by the way, the video is

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sped up 20 times. Then

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my little circles and buns come running to me. And at this

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moment I already feel how my body is

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slowly going numb. And that means it's

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time to lower the bed. And this process is

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even more painful than sitting down.

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So tell me, what should have

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happened to the commentator as a child? Well,

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you yourself come up with the idea that he would write this

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diarrhea, seeing a

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citizen chained to a bed in front of him.

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So we need to put him to sleep. Why are you torturing the man?

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Animals are put to sleep. It's the same with people

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.

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And what's most surprising is that it's not all

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fire. Yes.

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Can you imagine, there's still some gunpowder left. One day,

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our blogger decided to record a

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Rolix about how her life

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exists thanks to a special

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syrup that slows the progression of SMA. And during her four-

19:02

year battle with the disease, she drank

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$1.3 million worth of it, which was paid

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through taxes, because she got these potions for

19:10

free. And as you can see on the

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screen, commentators began to express

19:15

their thoughts about where

19:18

their precious tribute to the state goes, and why it

19:21

was impossible to help others in need. And

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you know, I felt such a funny

19:27

irony that when I saw it for the first time, I

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sincerely laughed like a horse. Because it's

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clear that a huge chunk of

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TikTok's audience is a sliver of the population that, a priori,

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doesn't pay anything to the government. And how

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many likes? Yeah, okay. Even if

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we assume that their parents give them

19:47

money, which is precisely what soap lovers are worried about

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, we can

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confidently say that everything is given away in percentages to help

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people with spinal atrophy, orphans,

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cancer patients, and other various groups

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through various

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programs, depending on the country.

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So, depriving some people so that others

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get more, well, I don’t know, it sounds like

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some kind of hat, and not a fair

20:13

system of distributing resources. Although,

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why am I even trying to analyze

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the logic of these representatives of endless

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parkour in Minecraft? If when the

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TikTok meme against a drop of humanity came out, the

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response was TikTok

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against Koch and TikTok against a drop of gold.

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For these creatures, even the humiliation of a little

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girl is just a reason to laugh.

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NCIL

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banana pencil.

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Before your eyes stands the channel Karina

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Nyam-Nyami. For several years, this preschooler's Pohan has been

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filming

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culinary content in which his daughter

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judges the taste of

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Nutella cookies. And, honestly,

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after watching a couple of their videos, which are generally quite

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nice, I still don't understand

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why this particular girl became the victim of

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TikTok pranks. Well, it looks like a

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regular little micro-saur. What can you expect from her?

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But in April 2025, all the recommendations

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were filled with videos featuring Green Pencil. And

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no, not just Karina herself, but

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her entire family.

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The absurdity even reached the point that their [ __ ]

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dog was hit. Friends,

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Karina will be ready today. The

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outcome is obvious. When Karina's family

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attended gatherings, their underage

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followers would shout "Black Pencil" right in front of her,

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and her father would respond by

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defending his daughter's morals.

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Hey, who said strength? Now

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I'll count them all by head. I'll take it beyond the river. It's clear. Do

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you understand me?

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I'll never hear that again.

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You won't laugh anymore, understand?

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Someone will tell me about this pension in my eyes

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. And

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he will say no. Hello. That

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's it, silence then.

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Let me throw you right now down to the river,

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right here, the fence.

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For this, I can ascribe my

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deepest respect to her father, because with these shots he

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perfectly demonstrated that those very tough

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trolls from TikTok are typical

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schoolchildren who, face to face, will

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simply shut up if confronted with real resistance. The moral of

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