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What does the swing sound like from the inside? Let's
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listen.
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Bro.
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Although, bro, this is one of the most
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disgusting memes that has ever been
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pushed on TikTok. And no, the problem is
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not that there are
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certain people who do this kind of thing.
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The catch is much more disgusting. It
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all depends on the context in which this
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sound appears. For those who don't know, Koç Bratan
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is a sauna crime scene tape
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recorded around 2019-20. At that
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time, some unknown person,
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instead of helping, I don’t know, decided,
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apparently out of pure fun, to stupidly say: “
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Why not?” filming a
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poor schoolboy being stripped of his
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manhood, and then
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publishing the horrific footage
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online. I'll tell you how it is. The
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Central Asian banya is an extremely
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old gimmick that was popular
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in Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan long
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ago, primarily among the
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thick-headed masses. And no, it's not because
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it's just some random
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funny sound from Instagram or they did
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n't know the story behind it. But, quite the
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opposite, the situation itself
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made them laugh. I am a direct
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witness, I personally saw in my 15 years
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how my yard kids were dying from this
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news. And, you must admit, it's quite ironic
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that the chwakers in Tiktak have
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essentially degenerated so much that they've
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become on par with the humor of the Traktorbek guys with
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swords in their eyes.
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You are such a jerk. [music]
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And after hearing all these jokes, you'll probably
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ask me, Jim, why did this happen at all
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? Since when did the Chinese
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platform's audience, just like Rick
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and Morty episodes, completely lose empathy? But the
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commentators on YouTube are so smart. Let
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's talk straight away. The problem isn't
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that TikTok is the most toxic
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platform in the world. The situation is much more
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complex. I would even say that there is
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more psychological fun at play here
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than a one-sided conclusion. It’s not hard
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to guess that everything comes down to the method of
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selecting content. Let's
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close our eyes together and imagine
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scrolling through the Red Platform recommendations. We are faced with
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hundreds, if not thousands, of
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different previews, from small to
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large, which leaves you with a
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mind-boggling decision: to click or
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not to click. But on TikTok, no
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one burdens you with anything; you just turn it on and
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diarrhea flies right onto the screen. This is precisely
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why YouTube viewers
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develop a sense of humanity when watching
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videos, because a blogger isn't just
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some kind of digital noise, but a choice,
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something we've essentially been deprived of in
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recent years. Well, anyway, Rohat,
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watching YouTube is 144P, right? I will never
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understand the logic of these blocks.
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The problem can be solved by simply turning on the
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VPN cone. For only prices starting from 25
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rubles. Every month you receive videos on the
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Red Square in stable 4K.
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Needless to say, TikTok,
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Telegram and Discord calls, and
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internet speed itself remain extremely
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high. And the best part is
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, the VPN allows you
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to connect up to ten devices at
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once. And just think about it, all this kosherness coupled
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with bypassing whitelists and
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pleasant use. Just turn it on once
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and there's no need to turn it off, because all
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Russian applications connect well with it
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. I used the VPN cone myself
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. This is not the first time I have advertised, and I liked it
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. Follow the link in the description, and
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as my subscriber, you'll get a
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free trial. To
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illustrate my conclusion about
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scroll-addicts, I'd like to cite a
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similarly nauseating meme by Gold.
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I'm sure for those who aren't on TikTok,
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this phrase will seem like, well, I don't know, a
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reference to my nickname. However, as with
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Htchbraton, this word is - it's
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[laughter]
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just some pizzazz. December 16,
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2025, was definitely the day when half of the
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Russian internet went into total shock
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over a fifteen-year-old schoolboy named
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Timofey. It would seem that, looking at this
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boy, at first glance you wouldn’t be able to
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tell that there’s anything wrong with him.
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The most strange thing about it is
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the label on the phone. Did he just
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take a picture of himself in the toilet or something? However,
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if you zoom out, you can clearly see
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that he is wearing a bulletproof vest with the inscription "Nothing
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lies matter," which is a direct
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symbolism for radical physical
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action, so to speak. I don't know what
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happened in this boy's life. Resentment towards
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migrants, humiliation from friends of a different
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nationality, or simply love for those
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who don't mind shooting up
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educational institutions. But
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Timofey, roughly speaking, has the views of an
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Austrian artist, so in the
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name of some idiotic idea in his head,
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he decided to do the stupidest thing
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possible. A ninth-grader burst into
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the school, took a knife, and then, to his
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great regret, he managed to catch
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fourth-grader Kabiljon. His last
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cry was a call for help from his father.
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The result is right in front of you. the
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mother's terrible tears, the people's anger and a banal
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lack of understanding of how this could have
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happened. Of course, initially everything
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was generally predictable. People
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grieved, the story gradually began to be
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forgotten, life went on as usual,
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until suddenly, six months later,
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the slaves of the Infinite Scroll remembered this tragedy
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. Do you understand what it is? And
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before he died, Kabiljon shouted dd, which,
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if I pronounced it correctly,
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translates as dad in Tajik. And
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TikTokers found it funny that
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his farewell exhalation sounded like golda. And
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yes, you understood everything absolutely correctly.
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Memes began to be made based on this.
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Oh, stop. Okay, this is
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[ __ ]. So that's Yes. Just
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think about this for a second. TikTok is actively
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liking, promoting, positively
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commenting, and laughing at the
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literal last words of a ten-year-old
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boy, who was sent to the next world by a crazy
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kid on Itognya
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for two or three views purely for the sake of a frame
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for this video. No, what are you saying? This joke
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collected a catastrophic 70,000 likes.
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That is, this wave is not some kind of
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[ __ ], affecting, well, a small number of
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users; it is not a
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truly large chunk of the
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Russian-speaking public that is participating in this madhouse. I won't even mention that
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the author of this simplicity does
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n't find it funny in response to this. Although, the bazaar
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as it is, this disgrace is still [ __ ]
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compared to how certain
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commentators write their
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giggles and laughter under videos
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condemning this trend.
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Harry Defatka Beljona. He even
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told Golda in the last seconds of his life
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that he was one of the seven
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deadly sins, namely greed.
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Many, of course, may say that he
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said: "Yes, yes, what's wrong, by the way."
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What does dad mean in translation? But this does not cancel out
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his selfishness, since he told
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his classmates that he would beat up
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his Timofey, which in turn
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was also one of the seven deadly sins,
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namely pride. Also, if we
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accept the fact that he said yes-yes,
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this does not change the fact that he
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said this in a voluntary manner, which in
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turn is also one of the seven
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deadly sins, namely lust.
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Draw your own conclusions.
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I understand that for a reasonable portion of
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the audience this comment causes a burning
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sensation in the ass. How did you
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even formulate such a thing in your
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empty head, knowing how Kabeljon's mother
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suffered terribly from this catastrophe?
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This is where the whole problem lies. He didn't
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watch footage of his parents' tears.
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Chelik most likely saw
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jokes about Molstroy in his recommendations,
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laughed, and thought that it would be quite a good idea
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to grind out his
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ragebyte on laughing bulls to farm useless red
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hearts, without realizing that there are things that
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, well, you can't laugh at. Although,
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let's not lie. Has morality
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ever stopped the scum from
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creating their own personal videos to
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show off to all the cool people of
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comedy? Who is this? And this is Kabyle John. This is
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Kabljo. Guys, he's chasing me. Kabil
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John is chasing me. Here you go. Golda.
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[scream] Golda. Golda. Golda. Golda. Oh,
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what is he shouting about? Leave me alone, leave me alone. Golda, golda
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, golda, golda, golda. What the [ __ ] are you
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, Golda? Ah, guys, guys, we need to go there
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, get it. And what about you? Aw, ow, ow, it
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hurts. Hey, get some
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gold.
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Guys, I killed, I killed Kabil John. I
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killed Babidzhon. I killed him. Timokha, do you
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hear? It turns out he was alive.
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Guys, it was all fake.
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Watching this video, I stupidly remember that
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picture. He wanted to show off. I do
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n't think anyone would seriously argue with me
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that black humor
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only becomes offensive when it doesn't harm
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innocent people or concerns purely abstract
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things or groups. However, at the moment of mockery
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at the memory of a specific little
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schoolboy, it becomes a mockery
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of his family, which, in my opinion, is
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far from truly absurdly hilarious
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satire. The effect of clip-based thinking also adds fuel to the fire of seitoy in ahanalli
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. If you don’t know what it is, it’s
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when a person develops a terribly
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stupid habit of perceiving any
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information exclusively in short,
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quickly changing pieces. This perfectly
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explains why TikTokers are so
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fond of being clever or drawing definitive
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conclusions about an entire topic
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that would take at least an hour of
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their life to understand, simply by watching a
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ten-second vertical video. And I am not
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speaking without evidence. If you've been following
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my social media presence for a while, you're well
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aware that around March of this
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year, I started running my TikTok account with
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mini-analyses of all sorts of funny
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guys from the world wide web. By the
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way, I repost fan art about myself from there,
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so if anything, I keep track of everything.
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Just tag me in the post. Well
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, a couple of months ago I released
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two separate, quite successful
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tiki-takas about Evge Bratan. And it would seem that
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, seeing such statistics, one would just want to
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say: “It was worth the effort.”
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They literally rufled,
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and this is not far-fetched. Are
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you serious? This happened in
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Minecraft.
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And the funniest thing is, there’s no point in even getting angry at these people
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, because they’re just
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[ __ ] out this stupid [ __ ] through the prism of my
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short two-minute video. Just
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for a second, to understand the full
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context, you need to watch all four of my
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videos about Vozduna Bro, which have a combined
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running time of almost an hour and a half, which is simply too much of a chore for the
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Typical son of algorithms
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. And considering
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that as soon as
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Pidedi Brotan's exposé campaign began to gain millions of
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traction, bringing in a lot of
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informed viewers per square
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meter, most of the dopamine monsters,
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apparently seeing a lot of likes under the
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hate comments directed at
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the fan, bro, suddenly
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changed their tune en masse. This circus, I believe,
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perfectly confirms the objectivity of
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my words. It's obvious even to a hedgehog that
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those who tried to accuse me of far-fetchedness had a
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huge
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chance of not knowing that Evgen Bro
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threatened to create problems for me and my mother
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thanks to his money and influence. In my
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opinion, to reduce the number of such problems, you and
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I should get to know each other better.
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We have to see each other.
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I'll be in Moscow for Animeticon on September 5th and 6th specifically for this
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.
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Yeah, yeah, imagine, I'm going to embarrass myself on
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stage, telling all sorts of lame
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jokes for everyone's amusement. I'll be joined
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on schedule by Slick, Antikeck, Chuck Revew,
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the creators of thirteen maps and the spirit of my
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dorm, Neadekat Records, the same ones
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who voiced the digital circus, and a huge
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number of other cool guys. Trust
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me, there's a ton of content there. Thematic
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photo zones, authors' alley, board games,
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art battles. In short, you won’t be able to watch everything in 2 days
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. Well, especially for you, I
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asked the organizers to give
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me a GM Gold promo code for my
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subscribers, which gives a 400 ruble discount. for
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tickets and gift merchandise. I advise you
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to hurry, because they are selling out quite
13:41
quickly. Follow all of
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Animaticon's social media channels using the link in the description.
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After all, new guests appear there every day
13:49
. And maybe, I don’t know, Barack Obama himself will come
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. Having absorbed all
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the information above, I can assume that you
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thought that TikTok's audience has become like this
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in recent years. However,
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I hasten to disappoint you, this is far from
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true. The most obvious indicator of this
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is Miyagi's late son. For those
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who don’t know, on September 7, 2017,
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his son fell out of a window in Moscow.
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The consequences, as you can imagine, were
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incredibly fatal. Accusations
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against his wife, Miyagi's retirement from his career,
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in short, complete chaos. For a long time,
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all of his fans mourned this
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incident, trying to gently support
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their performer. But the initially
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one-sided story turned upside down
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around the summer of 2022. After all,
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in this particular fragment of the timeline,
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such mammy dreams began.
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[music]
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And okay, I think Miyagi himself understands perfectly well
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that those who really
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get it ha-ha are fools, with whom even
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arguing is more expensive. But
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think about it. While Miyagi has
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remained largely silent on his tragedy
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since his return,
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TikTokers have gone wild with the idea of
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suing a schoolboy who created a meme
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featuring his son. I swear to you, I tried to
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find a reliable source with this
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information and I can responsibly state that
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this is a leaky piece of writing. I don’t understand how
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this seemingly normal girl, who has
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1.5 million subscribers, can
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somehow breathe life into this extremely sensitive
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topic. It's obvious that after reading this
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rumor, there will be idiots who won't hesitate to
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go after Miyagi for actions he did
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n't do. And adding a note from subscribers
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is such a low-grade method of deflecting
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responsibility for spreading this pathetic
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lie for the sake of views that I have
16:02
nothing to add. But at least I
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got almost that many likes. In general, the incredible
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cruelty of teenagers on the internet is
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such a common practice that
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you don't
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need to spend 10,000 hours building up fat on your
16:18
ass on TikTok to see some kind of sadism. Here, for example, is a
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content creator smiley. As you
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can see on the screen, this girl lives with a
16:25
disability, specifically with
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SMA. For dummies, this is when it happens that
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your nerves that control your
16:33
muscles simply die year after year. That is, it seems
16:37
like there is muscle for movement, your
16:39
brain seems to be working fine, but
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the signal for pointing your fingers doesn’t
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get through, which is why your
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biceps gradually atrophy to such an extent
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that you are unable to even breathe on your own without special
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equipment. And do you know
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what the most terrible thing about the life of these poor
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people is? Patients with this disease, as a
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rule, do not have any problems with
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intellectual development. That is, yes,
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some who have reached the most terrible
17:08
stages simply lie in bed all day
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and cannot even sit up properly.
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Kiskampis to all. Today I'll show you how I
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try to sit. Well, I'm trying not to
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fall apart, I guess. My muscles are very
17:22
weak and my spine doesn't hold up at all.
17:25
In short, this is not for the faint of heart. When they
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sit me down, my muscles are like: "No, no,
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no, not today." We rested for 4 years.
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Enough. I usually sit for 15 to 50 minutes,
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and even then that’s already on the edge. In fact, this is a
17:39
very painful process. Bending my body
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is like trying to stretch a rubber band
17:45
that is already at its limit. For now,
17:47
I rested my right hand on my leg to
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help my spine support my body.
17:53
I stretch my left arm, bending it 15 times
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three times, and there is a tonometer hanging on my arm
17:59
like a small weight. It weighs
18:02
120g. This may sound funny to ordinary people
18:05
, but for me it's
18:07
incredibly heavy. And by the way, the video is
18:09
sped up 20 times. Then
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my little circles and buns come running to me. And at this
18:14
moment I already feel how my body is
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slowly going numb. And that means it's
18:19
time to lower the bed. And this process is
18:22
even more painful than sitting down.
18:26
So tell me, what should have
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happened to the commentator as a child? Well,
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you yourself come up with the idea that he would write this
18:33
diarrhea, seeing a
18:35
citizen chained to a bed in front of him.
18:38
So we need to put him to sleep. Why are you torturing the man?
18:41
Animals are put to sleep. It's the same with people
18:43
.
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And what's most surprising is that it's not all
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fire. Yes.
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Can you imagine, there's still some gunpowder left. One day,
18:51
our blogger decided to record a
18:54
Rolix about how her life
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exists thanks to a special
18:58
syrup that slows the progression of SMA. And during her four-
19:02
year battle with the disease, she drank
19:05
$1.3 million worth of it, which was paid
19:08
through taxes, because she got these potions for
19:10
free. And as you can see on the
19:13
screen, commentators began to express
19:15
their thoughts about where
19:18
their precious tribute to the state goes, and why it
19:21
was impossible to help others in need. And
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you know, I felt such a funny
19:27
irony that when I saw it for the first time, I
19:30
sincerely laughed like a horse. Because it's
19:33
clear that a huge chunk of
19:35
TikTok's audience is a sliver of the population that, a priori,
19:39
doesn't pay anything to the government. And how
19:42
many likes? Yeah, okay. Even if
19:45
we assume that their parents give them
19:47
money, which is precisely what soap lovers are worried about
19:50
, we can
19:52
confidently say that everything is given away in percentages to help
19:54
people with spinal atrophy, orphans,
19:57
cancer patients, and other various groups
20:00
through various
20:03
programs, depending on the country.
20:05
So, depriving some people so that others
20:07
get more, well, I don’t know, it sounds like
20:10
some kind of hat, and not a fair
20:13
system of distributing resources. Although,
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why am I even trying to analyze
20:18
the logic of these representatives of endless
20:21
parkour in Minecraft? If when the
20:23
TikTok meme against a drop of humanity came out, the
20:26
response was TikTok
20:29
against Koch and TikTok against a drop of gold.
20:32
For these creatures, even the humiliation of a little
20:35
girl is just a reason to laugh.
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NCIL
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banana pencil.
20:45
Before your eyes stands the channel Karina
20:48
Nyam-Nyami. For several years, this preschooler's Pohan has been
20:51
filming
20:53
culinary content in which his daughter
20:55
judges the taste of
20:58
Nutella cookies. And, honestly,
21:00
after watching a couple of their videos, which are generally quite
21:03
nice, I still don't understand
21:05
why this particular girl became the victim of
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TikTok pranks. Well, it looks like a
21:11
regular little micro-saur. What can you expect from her?
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But in April 2025, all the recommendations
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were filled with videos featuring Green Pencil. And
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no, not just Karina herself, but
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her entire family.
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The absurdity even reached the point that their [ __ ]
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dog was hit. Friends,
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Karina will be ready today. The
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outcome is obvious. When Karina's family
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attended gatherings, their underage
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followers would shout "Black Pencil" right in front of her,
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and her father would respond by
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defending his daughter's morals.
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Hey, who said strength? Now
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I'll count them all by head. I'll take it beyond the river. It's clear. Do
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you understand me?
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I'll never hear that again.
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You won't laugh anymore, understand?
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Someone will tell me about this pension in my eyes
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. And
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he will say no. Hello. That
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's it, silence then.
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Let me throw you right now down to the river,
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right here, the fence.
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For this, I can ascribe my
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deepest respect to her father, because with these shots he
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perfectly demonstrated that those very tough
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trolls from TikTok are typical
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schoolchildren who, face to face, will
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