再造1-1
May 03, 2026 14:04
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· 3 speakers
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Speaker 1 (再造1-1)
Even if you are in a passionless marriage, it doesn't mean adultery is okay. Okay, you know what I wasn't in the mood for? A lecture from my hipster crit neighbor, Bryn. She's the worst. With her nail art and her chevron stripes and her non-prescription prescription glasses and her BFFs to love to DIY and her top knots and Peter Pan collars and cross-body bags. It's weird. She defines herself by her sexuality, but I actually think it's the least interesting thing about her.
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Speaker 1 (再造1-1)
okay first of all i had no idea he was married when we engaged in gland to gland combat and second of all i get super horny when i travel and that's not my fault that's science um we weren't talking about you we were discussing fear of flying by erica young we're a book club i know that how stupid do you think i am i tried sending an so text to my own friends
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Speaker 1 (再造1-1)
To see if anyone would bring me a ginger ale. But no luck. Is there a market close to me that delivers? I found five markets. Two of them are fairly close to you. When Siri is the only person who's there for you, it kind of makes you realize being friended is not the same thing as having friends. So any plans for the weekend? No. So no girlfriend.
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Speaker 2 (再造1-1)
I'm just trying to determine if it's your utter lack of personal connections that makes you so good at your job. I find it rather easy not to form personal connections in a city that only values wireless connection. Good morning, how are you? I was dreading going into work. Good morning, how are you? So I waited until the coast was clear. Like Katy Perry's skin on Proactive. I miss one. Good morning, how are you?
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Speaker 1 (再造1-1)
Did you hear? BFBS. Got played like Flappy Bird. Mortified.com. Then hurled, overslept, OD'd on the bean, contracts a legit hamster breath. Ow. And now I'm hell late for the staff meeting. Okay, well have a nice day. I was praying the whole company had forgotten about my epic fail. Or at the very least was willing to make like Elsa and let it go. All right, everybody, settle down. Bring it home, everybody. Beautiful.
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Speaker 3 (再造1-1)
Good. Now, as you all know, this company took a major hit when our best-selling pediatric nasal spray was pulled from the shelves for causing satanic hallucinations. Allegedly. Allegedly is right. Nonetheless, the product was recalled and reformulated. But whether or not we could regain the market's trust was TBD. But now, thanks to one man, it's a big fat D. Henry, you loon, get up here. Come on, Henry. Come on.
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Speaker 3 (再造1-1)
I love this guy. Don't worry, I'm not going to make out with you. I'm not going to make out with you. I lied about that. I read an article that said Asian men are more comfortable kissing on the mouth as a sign of friendship. They're not. I'll forward it to you. Thank you. That's good. Folks, this man did the impossible. He took a product whose reputation had been badly tarnished and rebranded it as a product that consumers could once again love them.
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Speaker 2 (再造1-1)
And trust. Okay, if that dude in the vest could remarket our nasal spray, he could definitely remarket me. And I love and trust you. I love and trust you too, sir. Take a moment. Order his wedding this weekend, right? Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world, sir. Good. Bring a date. You're always alone. It's kind of weird. I wouldn't call it weird. It is. What are you doing in my office?
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Speaker 1 (再造1-1)
I'm Eliza. I work in sales, and it recently came to my attention that I have poor instincts, a weak stomach, no real friends, and... Who's sexual morals? Have we met? If they make you EVP, I'm gonna murder... Oh, sorry. I see you have company. She was just leaving.
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