Mock the Week S23E04
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Welcome to another special summer episode of Mock the Week. I'm Dara O'Briain. Joining me tonight are Janine Harouni, Rhys James, Ed Byrne, Angela Barnes, Hugh Dennis and Milton Jones. We start with a round called Picture of the Week. I sho…
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it a selfie, but Keir Starmer calls it a go -f***ing selfie. This is a sign of what he's up against. This is him taking a photograph in the waiting room of his local A &E. It's like a panto. I could just hear people saying, they're behind y…
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7:04Κεφάλαιο 3: He's really astute. 62s · Speaker 6
He's really astute. He's just getting in your head. And then he's getting in. He's not going to get much work done, is he, though, for the next few weeks? Because he's going to have to spend most of that time cleaning 10 Downing Street to g…
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There's also this rather weird thing where everyone talking about this, they say, you know, Burnham has been handed the keys to Number 10. That is what they always talk about. I think you'll find what they've done now. Because Number 10 rec…
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9:36Κεφάλαιο 5: They're so big I wonder if they just use them to just physically chuck the Prime Minister's out. 302s · Speaker 7
They're so big I wonder if they just use them to just physically chuck the Prime Minister's out. He's only doing one side of it We edit out just to remove ordinary -looking lectern guy I bet on the other side it's Andy Burnham I think it's …
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14:38Κεφάλαιο 6: One is astounded it got up to 90 degrees this week. 51s · Speaker 1
One is astounded it got up to 90 degrees this week. Well, it's not bad for a man of my age. For an older man... I have very few health issues. Yes, I can count the ailments I have on the sausages of one hand. With my swollen fingers, I have…
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The next round is called I Gave You The Best Cures Of My Life. This game involves Milton and Ed, so if you could make your way to the performance area, please. This round is the stand -up challenge. I launch the Wheel of News and wherever i…
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18:22Κεφάλαιο 8: No! No, funnily enough, when I retell this story, I will very much make you out to be the dickhead in it. 301s · Speaker 2
No! No, funnily enough, when I retell this story, I will very much make you out to be the dickhead in it. So you and mummy aren't dickheads? I've answered that question already. I'm not going to answer that yet. That leads us with Milton, t…
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23:24Κεφάλαιο 9: a snack? At what age does a man face a choice? 300s · Speaker 1
a snack? At what age does a man face a choice? Admit you're unhappy in your marriage or get really into paddle. Is it what the last two numbers in the countdown before the SpaceX rocket exploded? Okay, does anyone have the correct answer so…
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28:24Κεφάλαιο 10: I don't want to go out. 275s · Speaker 1
I don't want to go out. It's been so hot this week that Prince Andrew started sweating. They've told us not to do any train journeys unless they're absolutely necessary. Who gets on a train unless it's absolutely necessary? Do they think we…
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33:26Κεφάλαιο 11: You think that's bad? 89s · Speaker 1
You think that's bad? In a world where everything seems to be going wrong, there's a chance for our performers to compete to outdo each other with tales of woe from their lives and I decide whose is the worst. Anyone care to start us off? Y…
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35:00Κεφάλαιο 12: After that, I worked in a pathology lab. 60s · Speaker 7
After that, I worked in a pathology lab. I was asked to leave after one of my reports said cause of death, autopsy. If you think that's bad, and this is true, I am the face of a prescription constipation medication in the US. Did you do lik…
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36:00Κεφάλαιο 13: anal leakage is what you're after, isn't it? 145s · Speaker 2
anal leakage is what you're after, isn't it? You think that's bad? When I'm in the bathroom, I'm one of those people who likes to weigh themselves before and then after I've come. This is why women don't do panel shows. These two men. What?…
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38:25Κεφάλαιο 14: The traitors with me, Keir Starmer. 91s · Speaker 7
The traitors with me, Keir Starmer. Will they eat the baby cow? Find out. Veal or no veal? A panel of judges trying to work out who's banging them in the masked swinger. Welcome back to The Great Race, where this week we're talking about wh…
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40:00Κεφάλαιο 15: Hello, I'm Hugh Edwards, and this is Greg Wallace. 72s · Speaker 3
Hello, I'm Hugh Edwards, and this is Greg Wallace. Four contestants, one million pounds. Two houses, ten snakes. Fifteen gallons of Fanta, five Range Rovers, ten weeks. This is Numbers of Things. We've got frying pans, sauce pans, a wok and…
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41:12Κεφάλαιο 16: to a brand new quiz show. 253s · Speaker 5
to a brand new quiz show. I am not Ramos Ranganathan. You've heard of Is It Cake? Welcome to Is It Coke? No, it's salt. It's always salt. This time there's no food, but just a one -way ticket to Switzerland. Come die with me. Well, I've got…