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Jul 31, 2026 05:16
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$50 for two pounds of jumbo lump.
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Where's the cheap stuff?
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You know, it's really easy to make your own deodorant.
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When it comes to money,
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there are those who save.
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Expired products?
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Are they free?
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There are those who are stingy.
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Making out like a bandit.
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And then there are cheapskates.
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He's going through my trash.
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Sort of like a cheapskate archaeological dig.
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Now,
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can you do any better on a price for me?
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America's cheapest man makes gifts from garbage.
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What kind of houseguest would I be if I didn't bring a little gift?
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And meals out of scraps.
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I'm going to introduce the Wilsons to the cheapskate delicacy,
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the salmon carcass.
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It was repulsive.
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Welcome to the world of extreme cheapskates.
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Hi,
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I'm Jeff Yeager,
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and I'm an extreme cheapskate.
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Hey, good morning.
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Hello.
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How are you doing?
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Good.
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How are you?
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Good.
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Happy Friday.
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Do you all have coconut oil?
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Yes.
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I stopped at a little store I've seen before,
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but I was going to pick up some coconut oil there to make my deodorant with.
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I've always felt that Fridays are probably the best day to haggle,
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particularly if you're talking to a mom and pop kind of shop.
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These are folks who want to close out the week with some healthy sales.
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They're more willing to bargain.
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Do you make your own deodorant?
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No.
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Have you ever heard of anybody that does?
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Well, I'm one of those guys,
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because I can save quite a bit of money doing it this way.
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$16 .49.
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Try this one.
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It's a good brand.
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Now,
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can you do any better on the price for me?
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I think that's a pretty good price.
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People ask me a lot of times,
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how often do you actually get a discount on something?
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I don't know.
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I haven't measured it maybe 10 % of the time,
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but I almost always try.
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What about a nice guy discount?
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You know,
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I'm a nice guy.
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Jeff's haggling tactics were interesting.
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I try to economize it however I can.
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Maybe 50 cents.
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I think it's still really well priced,
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but I could give you 50 cents off.
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I appreciate that.
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That's a very generous offer.
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Can you make it a dollar?
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A dollar?
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It's sold.
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Come on.
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My armpits will thank you.
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Yes,
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sold.
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Okay, great.
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I appreciate it.
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I don't think it hurts to ask for a discount.
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I gave him a discount of a dollar.
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Yeah, you really made my day by giving me a discount on that.
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He's pretty charming,
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so it worked.
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Hey,
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expired products?
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Yep.
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Are they free?
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Yep.
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All of them?
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Help yourself.
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Ah,
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tomatoes?
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Making out like a bandit.
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$8 .49.
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$8 .49?
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Yep.
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Damn.
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Thanks again.
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Thank you.
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Have a good day.
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Hey, are these sample free?
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Yes.
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Wow,
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this is great.
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Thanks.
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I've been living what I call the cheapskate lifestyle most of my adult life.
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Because I spend less,
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both my wife and I retired while we were in our 40s.
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I like to make my own deodorant,
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a way to save some money,
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and it's really all natural.
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The good thing about cornstarch is it naturally absorbs moisture,
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so it's keeping you dry.
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And baking soda is,
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of course, great for eliminating odors.
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It's going to keep my pits dry for a long time.
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This is that coconut oil.
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Probably best just to get in there with your hand.
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Then I like to pack it inside a toilet paper tube.
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It's sort of like a push -up deodorant stick.
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Put it in the refrigerator overnight.
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It'll harden.
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You're getting probably three or four times the volume of deodorant that you get in a commercial
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deodorant.
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Once it's set up and hardened in the refrigerator,
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you can use it.
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We save a lot of money at our house by making all of our home cleaning products.
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I just like to make,
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out of water and baking soda,
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a simple cleaner,
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use it for countertops,
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almost everything around the house.
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Vinegar, of course,
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mixed with a little water is great to clean your windows with.
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Nothing better than that.
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And here's a kick.
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The best toilet cleaner I know is actually just baking soda and vinegar mixed
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together.
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And it's kind of fun,
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too, because it's sort of a Mount Vesuvius effect.
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I'm guessing that we spend probably only 25 % what the typical American
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family does on cleaning supplies.
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I hate to
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throw away water.
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I hate to just put it down the drain.
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You've invested all that money in heating it up,
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you may as well get some use out of it.
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Whenever you have boiling water,
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it's really deadly scalding onto plants of any type.
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So if you have weeds that you don't want in the backyard,
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just pour the boiling water on them and that kills them overnight.
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Doing something as simple as pouring boiling water saves you a lot of money over the long
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run by not having to buy expensive pesticides too.
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These are my favorite
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shorts.
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I got them for free.
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I stayed at a hotel,
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forgot my swim trunks,
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asked if they had anything and they're lost and found.
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The woman brought these out.
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They're just my size.
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She said, keep them.
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They're yours.
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My wife, of course,
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she's saying, well, think who probably wore those.
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I'm saying it's the same guy that slept in the bed that we're sleeping in this evening,
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honey. Absolutely free,
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my favorite shorts.
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They weren't staying like this at the time.
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I
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was surprised it was out in the yard with my computer that I could get the neighbor's Wi -Fi
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signal, so.
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A light bulb came on.
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I'm thinking, why are we both paying for service if I can pick up their signal from here?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Hey, you know,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I was sitting out in my yard and I noticed that I could get your Internet signal over at
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my place.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Oh, my goodness.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I didn't know that.
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You know, I was wondering,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
is there any chance you guys would be willing to maybe we'll split the bill and we'll just use
5:38
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
your account?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I don't know about that.
5:42
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Well, when Jeff asked me about the Wi -Fi,
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my first thought is people getting on your email,
5:47
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
people stealing your ID and stuff like that.
5:49
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm thinking, Jeff.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
If we let somebody else onto our net,
5:53
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
you know,
5:54
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
what's going to happen?
5:54
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Will you at least ask your husband about it?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'll ask him,
5:58
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but, you know, he's a Scotsman,
5:59
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and he wants his own stuff,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and he doesn't like to share.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I would be very embarrassed to ask somebody to split something like that.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
But would you be able to see my email and where I'm going?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I don't think so,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but, I mean, even if I could,
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I wouldn't look.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm supposed to trust you on that?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Jeff is a great guy and a wonderful neighbor,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but sometimes he just goes a little bit too far.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
My husband,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
he really doesn't like that,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and I'm not too sure I do either.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Okay.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Well,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
thanks a lot.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Okay.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Have a good day.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You know,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I respect their decision not to want to be a party with a cheapskate
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
like me.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Maybe they'll reconsider in the future.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I travel a lot,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but I rarely pay for a place to stay,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and I travel on the cheap.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Hi,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Stacy.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Jeff Yeager.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
How are you?
6:50
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
A great way to take a vacation that's sort of 95 % free is to do
6:54
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
something like ride your bicycle and couch surf with friends.
6:57
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Hey, I'm calling with a little favor to ask.
6:59
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm going to take a bike trip this weekend down towards your neck of the woods.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Any chance I can crash on the Wilson couch?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You want to sleep on my couch?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Coming up,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I offer to cook Stacey and her family a special dinner,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but I have to find a way to do it on the cheap.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What do you want for those?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Four bucks?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I must be in the high rent district.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Where's the cheap stuff?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You know, I love to travel.
7:24
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
People always say,
7:25
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
how can you afford it?
7:26
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Rather than stay at a hotel,
7:27
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I stay with people I know.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I crash on their couch,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and I would bet it saves me at least 50 % off the total cost of travel.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Hi,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Stacy.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Jeff Yeager.
7:39
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I originally met the Wilsons online.
7:43
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's funny, when you think about people,
7:44
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
their big concern about meeting somebody online is,
7:47
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
for God's sake, they'll show up in real life.
7:49
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Can I stay with you guys?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's just one night.
7:55
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Okay, and here's the deal.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm going to cook you guys a special dinner when I get down there.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Who wouldn't want to have a guy like me sleep on their couch?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Well, I'll see you soon.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Take care.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What kind
8:09
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
of houseguest would I be if I didn't bring a little gift?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Knowing the Wilson's kids,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I thought they'd get a kick out of,
8:14
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
instead of buying them something,
8:15
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I maybe made them something.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
So I went through some of my own trash,
8:18
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and I found some interesting things.
8:20
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I made Celeste,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
the daughter, a neat little purse out of a plastic milk jug.
8:27
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Starting to look more like a purse.
8:31
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm liking what I see.
8:32
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Sort of in the same theme,
8:34
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I decided to make Isaac,
8:35
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
the Wilson's son,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
a nice little billfold out of old bicycle inner tubes,
8:40
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
of which I have a lot of.
8:41
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I can't wait to see their faces when they open these presents.
8:44
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
The great thing about the gifts I made for the Wilson family was that it didn't
8:48
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
cost me a dime.
8:49
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I probably knocked out all the gifts in less than an hour total.
8:53
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
The Wilsons live about 70 miles away,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but I'll save on gas because I'm going to ride my bicycle there.
8:57
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Over the course of my lifetime,
8:59
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I've bicycled now almost 95 ,000 miles.
9:02
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
People don't understand how much it costs to drive a car.
9:05
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It costs 50 cents to a dollar per mile to actually own a car and
9:10
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
drive it down the road.
9:11
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
So the Wilsons live 70 miles from where I do,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
so I saved at least $35 each way by bicycling.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I offer to cook Stacey and her family a special dinner,
9:25
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but I have to find a way to do it on the cheap.
9:27
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I try in my own life to spend under a dollar a pound for
9:31
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
the food I buy.
9:32
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What do you get for those crabs?
9:34
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I have the large female to 18.
9:36
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Twenty dollars a dozen?
9:39
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Yeah, buddy.
9:40
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
So what about these soft shells here?
9:42
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What do you want for those?
9:44
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Four bucks?
9:45
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
That must be in the high rent district.
9:47
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Fifty dollars for two pounds of jumbo lump?
9:50
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Where's the cheap stuff?
9:53
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
$7 .45,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I mean, it looks good,
9:55
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but $7 .45 a pound,
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I mean, is it gold or what?
10:01
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm getting there.
10:02
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm getting there.
10:03
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Heading down this way for something less expensive.
10:05
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What do you got, a catfish for $99?
10:07
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Holy smokes!
10:08
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Well, here's your fresh salmon.
10:09
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
The carcass has just been filleted.
10:12
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Wow!
10:13
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
That's a good one.
10:14
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What are they used to go for?
10:15
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Steaks and fillets.
10:16
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What do they go for?
10:17
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
They're going for like $2 each.
10:19
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What if I buy everything you have here?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You'll throw the heads in for free?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Yeah, I'll throw it in.
10:23
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Well, can they do $3 on these total?
10:25
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You can do $3.
10:26
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Let's see what you're getting here.
10:28
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Oh, yeah.
10:29
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Three pounds?
10:30
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
A little over three?
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Yeah,
10:32
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I think you've done real good.
10:34
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Close to 10 pounds of meat.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Wow.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
For $3.
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You really can't beat it,
10:40
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
can you? He's a smart shopper.
10:41
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
He knew of fresh fish.
10:43
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm just a typical daily fish.
10:44
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Salmon carcass.
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It's what's for dinner tonight.
10:46
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
That's a beauty.
10:49
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Thanks again
10:53
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
for the great deal.
10:53
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Nice doing business with you.
10:55
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Stay cheap,
10:55
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
brother.
10:56
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Stay cheap.
10:56
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
No problem.
10:57
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Enjoy it.
10:58
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Take care.
10:59
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I have to introduce the Wilsons of the cheapskate
11:03
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
delicacy, which is the salmon carcass.
11:05
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Hi,
11:08
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Jeff.
11:11
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
So where am I staying?
11:12
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Come on in, I'll show you.
11:13
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I hope you don't mind sleeping on the couch.
11:15
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
No, that's what I was like.
11:17
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Oh, that's a beauty,
11:18
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
too. There you go.
11:19
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Just my size.
11:20
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Well, we'll let you get settled.
11:21
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Feel free to make yourself at home.
11:22
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Right. He's in there.
11:23
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Bathroom's over there.
11:24
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Thanks. Thanks.
11:25
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Ooh, I better get that in the fridge.
11:26
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Sometimes
11:31
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
people like the Wilsons think I'm a little weird,
11:33
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but what I found is that they let me teach them a little something about saving money.
11:36
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
They don't adopt everything I do,
11:38
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but they've certainly picked up some tips over the years.
11:42
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
If you don't mind,
11:43
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm making myself at home.
11:44
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You know, I have something special.
11:46
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I told you I would treat you to dinner.
11:47
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I've got something special here.
11:49
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Oh,
11:50
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
my God.
11:50
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Salmon carcass.
11:52
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's a terrific value.
11:54
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I brought them at the seafood market.
11:56
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I don't want to brag,
11:57
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but I only paid three bucks.
11:58
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Oh, wonderful.
11:59
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Salmon carcass.
12:01
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Salmon carcass.
12:03
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Yeah, I got these at the seafood market,
12:05
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
two for $3,
12:05
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and he threw in two free heads with them.
12:08
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You really can't beat it.
12:09
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
And all the while,
12:10
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
they're selling salmon fillets.
12:12
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What came off of this for $7 .99 a pound.
12:14
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I was like,
12:15
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
what is that fish doing there?
12:17
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Isn't it going to stink up the entire house?
12:19
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
This was 10 pounds of meat for $3.
12:22
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I was glad that it wasn't something that he picked up off the side of the road on his way
12:26
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
here. The dinner might be a little interesting.
12:29
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Coming up.
12:31
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Holy smoke.
12:32
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You want to look through the trash?
12:33
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Yeah.
12:34
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Amazing what your trash has to tell you.
12:36
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
He's going through my trash.
12:46
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It was so great for my friends,
12:48
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
the Wilsons,
12:48
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
to put me up for the night.
12:49
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Jeff, what are you making?
12:50
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Oh.
12:51
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm going to repay that and introduce them to the cheapskate
12:55
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
delicacy, which is the salmon carcass.
12:57
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It'll be delicious,
12:58
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
trust me.
12:59
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Wonderful.
13:00
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Get that look off your face.
13:01
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
See you later.
13:03
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Great.
13:03
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You want to help out?
13:05
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Sure.
13:06
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You help.
13:07
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'll clean the fish heads,
13:08
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but you could peel the potatoes maybe.
13:10
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Okay.
13:11
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
But I think what I'll do with these two is just bake them in the oven so we can
13:15
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
have some fun picking them apart.
13:17
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Sure.
13:18
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Do you have any aluminum foil for that?
13:20
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Mm -hmm.
13:21
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I know you guys are horrible,
13:22
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but I would always be saving that aluminum foil and
13:27
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
reusing it.
13:27
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Well, you can bet we're going to save this one after we cook those salmon cans.
13:31
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
If nothing else, your cat will like it.
13:32
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
So we're just making a stock out of those.
13:35
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm going to try it,
13:38
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but I'm not sure what it's going to taste like.
13:40
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
When you start with a carcass,
13:42
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
you really can't go wrong,
13:43
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
you know what I mean?
13:43
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Trust me,
13:44
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
this is going to be good.
13:46
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Stacy, where do you keep your trash?
13:48
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's right under the sink.
13:49
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
This is your trash?
13:50
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
That's my trash.
13:51
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Holy smokes.
13:53
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You mind if I have a look?
13:54
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You want to look through the trash?
13:56
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Yeah. One of the things I like to do,
13:58
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I call it a trash can autopsy,
14:00
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
is look through people's trash to see how they're spending and probably wasting
14:04
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
money.
14:05
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Sort of like a cheapskate archeological dig.
14:07
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
He's going through my trash.
14:08
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Almost 25 % of the food that Americans
14:12
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
buy ends up in the garbage.
14:15
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Can you imagine that?
14:15
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
That's the equivalent of one pound per person per day.
14:18
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
These are cereal bags.
14:19
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
These are great to reuse to wrap leftovers in and everything else.
14:23
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You can't buy that durable plastic bag.
14:25
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What about this onion bag?
14:28
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's great to bring to the beach to put wet products in.
14:32
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:32
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Or the pool.
14:33
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Wrap them up like that,
14:35
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and you got the ultimate kitchen pan scrubber.
14:38
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Try that.
14:39
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Let's try that.
14:41
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Now here we have a peach pit.
14:43
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Of course,
14:44
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
you can carve these into a keychain,
14:46
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but the point I'd like to make is the peach pit is really good to rub the bottom
14:50
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
of your feet with to remove calluses.
14:51
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Let me get this trash.
14:55
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
By the way,
14:57
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I see some popcorn kernels there.
14:59
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You should really pop them.
15:00
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Pop it a little bit longer.
15:01
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I wasn't quite sure what he was going to find.
15:03
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm glad there wasn't anything in there too disgusting.
15:05
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I think we'll definitely think a little bit more in the future before we throw things out.
15:09
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
A
15:13
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
little overcooked.
15:14
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Hope
15:19
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
they're hungry.
15:20
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
That's a pretty dish.
15:23
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I would say I spent under $10 to make that meal for the Wilsons.
15:28
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Come and get it.
15:29
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's chowder time.
15:30
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Is everybody going to eat what Jeff is making tonight?
15:33
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I doubt my son will eat it.
15:34
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
He will probably not come anywhere near it.
15:37
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's fish.
15:37
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It has a head.
15:38
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Looking at him, I don't think he's going to eat it.
15:40
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Coming up.
15:42
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Dig in.
15:43
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
All right.
15:44
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Thank you, Jeff.
15:44
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Not feeling well,
15:45
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Isaac? Let's do it.
15:47
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I can't watch this.
15:48
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What's wrong,
15:49
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Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E05.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Isaac? There's
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