Blackadder S01E01 The Foretelling 720p WEB-DL H264 BONE
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0:00Գլուխ 1: History has known many great liars. 70s · Speaker 2
History has known many great liars. Copernicus, Goebbels, St. Ralph the Liar. But there have been none quite so vile as the Tudor king, Henry VII. It was he who rewrote history to portray his predecessor, Richard III, as a deformed maniac w…
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1:10Գլուխ 2: Now is 70s · Speaker 1
Now is
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2:20Գլուխ 3: the summer of our sweet content, made o 'er -cast winter by these Tudor clouds. 97s · Speaker 4
the summer of our sweet content, made o 'er -cast winter by these Tudor clouds. And I that am not shaped for black -faced war, I that am rudely cast and want true majesty, am forced to set sweet England free. I pray to heaven we farewell. A…
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3:58Գլուխ 4: my lord. I saw it, my lord. 315s · Speaker 7
my lord. I saw it, my lord. Ah, and what is your name, little fellow? My name is Baldrick, my lord. Ah, then I shall call you Baldrick. I shall call you my lord, my lord. I like the cut of your jib, young fellow we land. How do you like to …
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9:14Գլուխ 5: won't be doing that again, now will you? 158s · Speaker 1
won't be doing that again, now will you? What's up, my lord? Oh dear, Richard's a third. son of a prostitute where have you been i've just proved that i'm a man look what i found oh thank god quick put it down and let's get out of here come…
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11:52Գլուխ 6: did it go? 300s · Speaker 2
did it go? Within seconds, Henry Tudor will be here at our gates. Oh, but, Edmund, I'm not ready. I haven't had a bath or anything. Mother Henry is our enemy. When his men get here, they'll brutally ravish you and every woman in the castle.…
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16:53Գլուխ 7: the realm. 281s · Speaker 1
the realm. Can you imagine? It's ours. All out. Yours. All yours. Edmund, there you are. Now, I know it's a little early, but I'd just like to get these battle averages sorted out. Now then, who did you kill today? No one. No one? oh dear r…
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22:00Գլուխ 8: You're certainly wittier than your father, my lord. 303s · Speaker 1
You're certainly wittier than your father, my lord. And head and shoulders over Richard III. You're supposed to be witty. No, my lord. That was an example of the sort of thing that you yourself would not scoop to. Go away! Yes, my lord. You…
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27:03Գլուխ 9: slitting Richard! 267s · Speaker 1
slitting Richard! I'm so sorry, I've been... Dare sit there, boy? That was King Richard's seat. Would you insult his ghost? Um, no. No, sorry. Yes, find your own chair, you smelly little dog's pizzle. How many prisoners have you got, Harry?…
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32:32Գլուխ 10: I thought he was very rude. 47s · Speaker 1
I thought he was very rude. I thought Henry Tudor would be better looking. Yes, not so Jewish. More like that man who rode by just before. Do it together!