Long Distance KISSING and more! LÜT #22

Jul 03, 2026 16:37 · 4:41 · English · Whisper Turbo · 2 Đầu ghi
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Starry night socks and a gun that shoots ketchup onto
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your food.
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It's episode 22 of Lude.
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First,
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let's break the ice.
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Or let the ice do the breaking itself as a hammer.
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Of course,
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this hammer lets you open bottles.
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When you pour out the contents,
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be sure it's into a pint glass wearing a Batman cape.
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Pour some water into this fish tank.
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It's cute and small and completely powered by your USB port.
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Hey look, pants.
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Scratch and sniff pants.
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The fabric literally has raspberry perfume scent capsules
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baked into it,
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which break when scratched,
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releasing the smell.
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Now if you hate pants,
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don't wear any.
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Don't even wear skin for that matter.
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These leggings look like your muscles.
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If you're going to be apart from your love on Valentine's Day,
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send them a kiss with Kissinger.
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Two robots connected wirelessly.
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so that when you kiss one,
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the other robot relays that kiss so the other person feels it wherever
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they are.
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This is why I'm broke .com features amazing things.
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For instance, brake light decal masks to make your brake lights look
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like this.
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On Amazon,
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I also found Superman,
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tropical fish,
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hibiscus flowers,
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skulls,
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or this really literal one.
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They also have Word as Image,
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a fun book that uses the letters in words to suggest what the word means.
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For instance,
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vampire,
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smile,
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clock.
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You can see more words like that and see them animated by following a link to a
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video in this video's description where links to everything can be found.
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When your dog fetches this ball,
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it'll look like he's got a big old flappy tongue.
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They're currently out of stock,
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but this one isn't,
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which when held in a dog's mouth,
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gives it a mustache.
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If you're looking for great gift ideas,
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try doing the opposite,
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the worst gift ever.
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This fun little package literally contains nothing but socks and
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underwear.
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More exciting is Disney Couture,
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an oversized castle ring,
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or a double ring that puts all the dwarves on your hand.
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If you like your accessories more practical,
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try out some working thermometer earrings,
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a compass necklace,
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or some Phillips head screw earrings.
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Ouchie wow wow piranha plant earrings are always a good idea,
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but you can keep it 8 -bit with Mr.
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Dandy's pendants,
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asteroids,
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or this one he calls not Pac -Man,
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but Puke -Man.
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Have a ball while snuggling with your soft plush...
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testicle or ovary or bladder or brain
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or intestines or anatomical heart.
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For more heart -shaped items,
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let's talk heart -shaped umbrellas.
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paper clips,
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a warm heart -shaped hot water bottle,
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or these measuring cups on Fred Flair,
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who also carry a neat bed of Tulip's USB hub,
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a frog you add water to to get yourself a prince,
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a map of the world to scratch off where you've been,
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a log to rest your head on,
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don't worry,
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it's a pillow, and the only thing your hamburger phone really needs,
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french fries.
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flavored lip balm.
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Oh, Neato Shop also has heart stuff,
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like an anatomical heart pencil holder.
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They'll also provide balloon animal bookends,
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a zombie cupid figurine,
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a devilish skin for your iPad,
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or a snap suit for your baby that says,
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I pooed.
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Before it was poo,
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it was cake served on a high heel shoe.
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But if you want something darker,
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check out Despair Inc's Bittersweets.
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Candy hearts that say things like,
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so,
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so alone.
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aging poorly,
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or dog is cuter.
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This special fabric dye is sensitive to light,
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so you can mix it up,
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paint it on a shirt,
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and then leave it in the sun to develop actual photographs from negatives.
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Oh, and that fashion hanky in your shirt pocket?
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It can be a notepad.
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Sushi booties let you wear sashimi as slippers.
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They also carry fortune cookie baby booties,
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a nunchuck pillow,
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and for the baby,
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a nunchuck rattle.
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This is Naomi Kyle's autograph.
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You can't have this one,
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but for more awesome things you can buy online,
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check out her show on IGN's new channel,
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Start.
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The whole channel's great,
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and she goes in depth into awesome things you can actually own.
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And unlike Loot,
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they actually give away some of the stuff they cover to lucky viewers.
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So go check that out,
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and as always,
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thanks for watching.

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