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Papa 1: Stern Show, George Takei. 193s · Speaker 1

Stern Show, George Takei. And how about that, Rob Zodiac? Oh my. Welcome to the Howard Stern Birthday Bash. We're all here to celebrate Howard's birthday. Bill Shatner is not. I win. Now it's time to introduce the familiar voices of the How…
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Papa 2: Oh, no. Where is Fred? 295s · Speaker 4

Oh, no. Where is Fred? Oh, the Whack Packers are here in this luxury box. And what a luxury box it is. Jeff the Drunk. Ham Hands Bill, High Pitch Eric, Medicated Pete. By the way, I think this is probably a good time to tell the Wack Packer…
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Papa 3: He could actually be in that section over there. 209s · Speaker 5

He could actually be in that section over there. Jimmy actually will be sitting with a whack pack tonight. Right next to Medicated Pete. Because he listens more than any whack pack. Welcome to all my friends. I am so honored that you would …
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Papa 4: Well, Jimmy, Howard, I mean, it's a who's who of sadness in this box. 116s · Speaker 3

Well, Jimmy, Howard, I mean, it's a who's who of sadness in this box. You have Marianne from Brooklyn. Hey, baby. You have medicated Pete. Joey Boots, who's crying, got him a ticket after everything was said and done. Joey whined his way in…
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Papa 5: That was pretty great. 141s · Speaker 2

That was pretty great. That was exciting. These guys are here because they're fans of yours, Howard, because they listen to the show. That's why everybody is here tonight. I believe Jeff Probst is in our audience now. Jeff's right there. Th…
23:08

Papa 6: Oh, wow. What's up? 300s · Speaker 6

Oh, wow. What's up? Whoa. What's up? Hey, Chase. What are you doing next to Barbara Walters? You're palming her ass. I can't believe it. No, I'm cool. Yeah, we're hanging out. Tracy, how are you? I'm good. Are you having fun? By the way, I'…
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Papa 7: and we're living up to it right here in the first hour. 85s · Speaker 4

and we're living up to it right here in the first hour. In fact, Tan Mom just made Barbara Walters cry, which is amazing. You know what? Quite frankly, I don't give a damn. And like Bruce Springsteen, and he has to have an elevator when he'…
29:37

Papa 8: My name is Melissa. 64s · Speaker 1

My name is Melissa. This is my mom, Joan. Don't look at me. I'm still in shock over fucking tan, Mom. Good for you. What a show. Her kid is the only kid that wishes her mother was Casey Anthony. What do you think of this crowd, Joan? Look a…
30:41

Papa 9: Oh! Where's my Private Parts fans? 94s · Speaker 8

Oh! Where's my Private Parts fans? Where's my Private Parts fans? Yes, Howard. Oh, they're doing a sequel to Private Parts, only this time it's about Robin's career. It's called 32 Years a Slave. Oh! Fucking joke. Now you're judging. Howard…
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Papa 10: I love you. 102s · Speaker 4

I love you. You're like a Jewish rock star. Guns and noses. What band are you in? I want my nickel back. Send them all jokes about you because I think you look very handsome now and I want to know the 60 people that retouched the invitation…
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Papa 11: Harry. Harry let me just say everybody's talking about how many people know that I'm not making a joke no Howard's career and I knew you in that little stupid room at NBC you knew me way back remember that yes but then he went over to E and that is when the career started to change and he was the biggest hit show for 11 years on E which is an amazing accomplishment except Having the biggest show on E is in a way like having the best sex of your life with a retarded man. 61s · Speaker 5

Harry. Harry let me just say everybody's talking about how many people know that I'm not making a joke no Howard's career and I knew you in that little stupid room at NBC you knew me way back remember that yes but then he went over to E and…
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Papa 12: Thank you. 62s · Speaker 6

Thank you. Thank you for being here. Good Lord. Give me a hug, damn it. Joan Rivers and Jeffrey Roth, everybody. Have a seat. Have a seat right there. Yes, yes. Have a seat. You guys made it to the couch. Sit down. You know what? You two di…
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Papa 13: Yeah, yeah. 195s · Speaker 8

Yeah, yeah. And will actually make... Watered crust sandwiches. Yes. I was like, what is this? That's when she stopped being Jewish. She became a Protestant. It's unbelievable. Jeffrey Ross, look at you. Thank you. It's unbelievable how you…
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Papa 14: I wish I could do anything that well. 91s · Speaker 2

I wish I could do anything that well. Me too. You know, John, amazing performance. What an amazing guitar player. If we practice long enough, maybe we could play like John. Well, I think, you know what? There might be a spot opening for you…
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Papa 15: Howard, it's Jerry. 68s · Speaker 5

Howard, it's Jerry. I wanted to wish you a happy birthday. I think it's fantastic what you've done in your life. We both are the exact same age and you have taken all your assets and your liabilities. You've taken your warmth, you've taken …
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Papa 16: Yes, I would take him. 66s · Speaker 7

Yes, I would take him. He's suitable as far as I'm concerned. Yes, he's suitable. I'm willing to go to dinner with you and him. Thank you. That's good. We could come over. Yes. And get expensive bottles of wine. I'm sure he's running from t…
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Papa 17: Well, thank you so much, Kathy. 129s · Speaker 6

Well, thank you so much, Kathy. Happy birthday. Kathy Griffin, everybody. Thank you, Kathy. No underwear tonight. No underwear at all. Jimmy, I feel like you're fully in control of my birthday show. I don't, but I'm glad you do. Okay, it is…
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Papa 18: birthday show. 76s · Speaker 4

birthday show. He's always there. We never have to ask twice. He played our prom. Remember that? Yep. Jon Bon Jovi played our prom. Come over here and hug me, you good -looking man. Happy birthday. Jon Bon Jovi, everybody. Great to see you.…
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Papa 19: the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. 90s · Speaker 1

the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. This is the Howard Stern Birthday Bash. Oh, hey, Howard, it's Ben Stiller. How you doing? Have a great birthday. I hope you have lots of cake and just have the most beautiful, wonderful day of your…
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Papa 20: That sound all right. 76s · Speaker 7

That sound all right. Robin? I'll take some red wine. Maybe we give you a little ayahuasca. I would do that, too. And an enema, Jimmy? What do you say? Let's do the ayahuasca through the enema, and I'll drink some where I'd want. How about …
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Papa 21: Uh -oh. Uh -oh. 95s · Speaker 3

Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Hey, you animal. I think Steven's free. What is he doing? Steven. Steven, what the hell is going on? What are you doing over there? You know, this is not candy store, rock and roll, corporation, jelly roll, play the singles,…
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Papa 22: Nat. I cannot get enough of your singing. 63s · Speaker 6

Nat. I cannot get enough of your singing. I heard that. I cannot get enough of your singing. I love you. Happy birthday. Are you ready to start work again? I am. Are you not? I'm ready to judge. What's going on here? Howard's making out wit…
1:08:55

Papa 23: played guitar like that. 62s · Speaker 4

played guitar like that. Adam was a musician. I thought he was just handsome. Right. He's the world's sexiest man and you're the most fuckable. I don't understand why the two don't go together. Because it's like two weather storms meeting. …
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Papa 24: It's great to be. 107s · Speaker 6

It's great to be. I'm sorry I'm not wearing a suit. But it's a birthday party. When he dies, I'll wear a suit. I promise. But I... In all seriousness, I'm very honored to be here amongst all these people and here for Howard. And Howard and …
1:11:48

Papa 25: I'm going to kiss you anyway. 61s · Speaker 5

I'm going to kiss you anyway. And then he came on my face. But I just want to say, thank you, Howard. Was I that quick? I don't remember it that way. It was, yeah. I thought it was more foreplay. Didn't really happen. Yes, I did. In truth, …
1:12:49

Papa 26: Anyway, so I'm in traffic and I'm listening to some guy I'd never heard of and he's on a megaphone prank calling Yoko Ono. 77s · Speaker 3

Anyway, so I'm in traffic and I'm listening to some guy I'd never heard of and he's on a megaphone prank calling Yoko Ono. And I'm listening to this and I'm... I didn't, I just turned it on and there's, I was like, this is the worst shit. T…
1:14:07

Papa 27: Because that's all I fucking. 62s · Speaker 8

Because that's all I fucking... Well, thank you very much. Louis, thank you for saying that. Louis, I'm so honored that you're here. Did you even hear in here? It's crazy, isn't it? I can't hear you. First of all, I just wanted to say I'm h…
1:15:09

Papa 28: It's to you, Howard. 172s · Speaker 5

It's to you, Howard. Thank you. To everybody. I hope everybody is drinking. Thank you. Are we doing this in one big shot? Yeah, it's a shot. Let's do it. Oh, there you go. Oh, my God. Wow, that's beautiful. Father's balls. Oh, my God. That …
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Papa 29: Hey, Howard, it's Matt and Al, and we just wanted to take a second to wish you a really, really happy birthday. 302s · Speaker 1

Hey, Howard, it's Matt and Al, and we just wanted to take a second to wish you a really, really happy birthday. Absolutely. You know, but we would be there if we could, if it was physically possible. But we're here in Russia covering the So…
1:23:08

Papa 30: you. And Trane, thank you guys for being a house band and every other sort of being available. 61s · Speaker 2

you. And Trane, thank you guys for being a house band and every other sort of being available. It's just remarkable to have you guys here tonight. Howard, Jeff Probst is in the audience right now with Katie Courage, yeah? Well, your intervi…
1:24:09

Papa 31: Hi, Robin. 242s · Speaker 5

Hi, Robin. Hi there. This summer. Is your man here tonight? He is here, and he's so excited. He's right over there. Let's do it right now. Do you want me to marry you right now? I'm an ordained minister. That would be so meaningful to me, H…
1:28:12

Papa 32: said to most people, but I'm still an asshole. 74s · Speaker 1

said to most people, but I'm still an asshole. No, I have been. Wow. Are y 'all happy tonight? Okay. Whoopi, when are you going to play Moms Maybelline? I'm coming over. I'm coming over. Hi, Jimmy. Whoopi, when are you going to play Moms Ma…
1:29:26

Papa 33: I relax. You relax. 300s · Speaker 3

I relax. You relax. I relax. And you take a vape pen? I have a vape pen. What is it? I'll send you one. It's a vape pen, and then you put the marijuana in there. I don't know what's in there, Howard. No, marijuana is in there. I'm just happ…
1:34:26

Papa 34: Harmeyer. 103s · Speaker 1

Harmeyer. Say my name. So it was Walt Heisen Brian Stoneberg? Brian! Fucking Cranston. Yeah. I'm the man who won three goddamn Emmys. A Golden Globe, a handful of SAG awards, and in the 80s I was nominated for a Cable Ace Award. Yeah. Very …
1:36:09

Papa 35: You look beautiful. 180s · Speaker 3

You look beautiful. Who do you love more, me or Jimmy? You look beautiful. Beautiful. Both of them. Diplomatic. Our next guest is not so scary. In fact... He's not scary at all. He would make Tom Hanks look like Hitler. Ladies and gentlemen…
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Papa 36: That would be good. 81s · Speaker 1

That would be good. That's like the Channel 9 show. If you did puke, that would be something we would like. Jimmy, I'm honored you're here. A lot of great people are here tonight, and a lot of great comedians couldn't make it. So what I'd l…
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Papa 37: Yeah, you got it. 118s · Speaker 7

Yeah, you got it. Yeah. You got it. Change. Thank you. Gilbert Gottfried. What is this? What kind of a birthday party is this? I saw Chris Christie backstage putting a jalapeno down a stripper's G -string. That's not right. Change. Eddie Mu…
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Papa 38: Like 32? I'm 32. 78s · Speaker 6

Like 32? I'm 32. Wishing Mr. Howard Stern a happy 25th birthday. Welcome back for hour three of our celebration of the life of our benevolent king, Howard Stern. I am your host and loyal subject, Jimmy Kimmel. Ladies and gentlemen in the th…
1:43:50

Papa 39: This is dress number three. 96s · Speaker 8

This is dress number three. Oh, you're kidding! You walk in in a very revealing outfit. The first dress I wore was Alexander McQueen. The second dress I wore was Kushney et Olk. And this is Donna Karan. Would it be wrong of me to ask how mu…
1:45:27

Papa 40: I know this is the first time we met, so this is the first time I get a chance to tell you how I was introduced to you. 90s · Speaker 1

I know this is the first time we met, so this is the first time I get a chance to tell you how I was introduced to you. Growing up, my father, I grew up in New Hampshire. My father used to commute an hour every day to Boston. You were on in…
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Papa 41: So true. In preparing for tonight, I discovered that Howard isn't just an incredible entertainer, he's also very charitable. 109s · Speaker 2

So true. In preparing for tonight, I discovered that Howard isn't just an incredible entertainer, he's also very charitable. I read that you fostered over 50 cats. This is true. And when you take that into account, along with the guests you…
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Papa 42: So this is a song called Blackbird. 68s · Speaker 5

So this is a song called Blackbird. Blackbird singing in the dead of night. Take these broken wings and learn to fly. Thank you. Happy birthday. Thank you. That's my favorite song. Wow. Thinking about my parents right now. I wouldn't let th…
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Papa 43: He doesn't. 68s · Speaker 7

He doesn't. Wow. That was ridiculous. Jimmy, my stomach hurts from the vodka. Okay, we're going to keep moving with the show. I also just want to point out, Fred's tribute to you tonight was to sing badly. Howard, your next guest is someone…
1:51:05

Papa 44: That's true. 62s · Speaker 6

That's true. I'll keep quiet. But I'm thrilled to be here. I really am. It's such an honor. When I was growing up, I wasn't allowed to listen to Howard or to watch private parts because my mother said he was a misogynist. And even as a youn…
1:52:07

Papa 45: He apologized. 167s · Speaker 3

He apologized. And he begged through like 10 different channels for me to come on the show. So person to person he could tell me how much he respected me. And I really appreciated it. And then the minute that he delivered the eloquent apolo…
1:54:54

Papa 46: you know, as a guest and as a listener more than anything. 302s · Speaker 6

you know, as a guest and as a listener more than anything. I just I wish that we could freeze time so that this show would just never ever ever end It's been said time marches on and we got to take stock I don't want to This show is my rock…
1:59:57

Papa 47: and it's nice to be here. 77s · Speaker 4

and it's nice to be here. long have we known one another we've known each other's I don't know but but it is true that you were the first person to put me on network television and I am forever grateful for you doing that it was probably th…
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Papa 48: No, no, please, you're too hard on yourself. 302s · Speaker 3

No, no, please, you're too hard on yourself. I mean, we know that you're just being silly about things. I know, but I got carried away. Now, let me ask you a question. Who has thinner skin, you or me? That's a good question. I think I have …
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Papa 49: I find old friends are jealous of where you've gone in life. 184s · Speaker 4

I find old friends are jealous of where you've gone in life. New friends will behave around you and actually kind of... Like your buddy Brad Gray. That's right. They treat me with respect. So the new friends are better. That's it. So the th…
2:09:21

Papa 50: For me, fear is the great motivator. 143s · Speaker 8

For me, fear is the great motivator. Why do I read that you would drink beer and sort of get drunk before you do your booth announcing job? I would think you would take that very seriously. Well, we would get drunk at the station, but it wo…
2:11:45

Papa 51: What do you do with Johnny Carson? 119s · Speaker 5

What do you do with Johnny Carson? Yeah, that's what I want to know. Played tennis with him once. Yeah? How'd that go? I could have beat him if I was better. Is that pressure for you to go to Johnny's house? Can you imagine that, playing te…
2:13:44

Papa 52: four jokes? 84s · Speaker 3

four jokes? I don't know that that came from him. It came from a guy who worked for Johnny. Who was the guy? Dave Tebbit was the guy. Oh, he said that. But you know Johnny's behind that. I don't know. You feel that Johnny didn't know? I thi…
2:15:09

Papa 53: I can't believe I'm here. 178s · Speaker 2

I can't believe I'm here. And shut up, you rapists. David Howard are talking. But what about when you have a Justin Bieber moment, like you did, where you said something about the Sistine Chapel, and he said the Sixteen Chapel? Did he reall…
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Papa 54: No, no, we would get some, and he was doing it for his stand -up, and we would get the occasional joke here and there, and it was me, and it was Jay, and it was a bunch of others. 62s · Speaker 7

No, no, we would get some, and he was doing it for his stand -up, and we would get the occasional joke here and there, and it was me, and it was Jay, and it was a bunch of others. And we would write jokes with Jimmy. How do you handle a guy…
2:19:10

Papa 55: He doesn't even know who Vivica A. 116s · Speaker 5

He doesn't even know who Vivica A. Fox is. Jimmy and I talk about you all the time. I know. I think that's interesting. When you have a bad show or what you think is a bad show, you do throw things and you... I used to. You did? Yeah, I use…
2:21:08

Papa 56: Are you.. 65s · Speaker 2

Are you... He doesn't care. He fell asleep over there. You know what I was thinking about today? This is going to sound weird to you. I was thinking about Larry Bud Melman. Right. One of the guys, like, he was here on Wack Pack. On the very…
2:22:14

Papa 57: Wait, I can't hear you. 104s · Speaker 8

Wait, I can't hear you. What? Wait, wait, wait. Say it again. Wait, what did you say? Dave told me to give me $100 ,000 if I cut this off early. I'll cut you in for half an hour. Wait a second. Just do me a favor. The Oprah Winfrey, you're …
2:23:58

Papa 58: No, no, no. 156s · Speaker 1

No, no, no. We had him on before he was president. And it was exciting. Because here's a guy that got off the bus saying, I'm a believer, not a receiver, or whatever he was saying. Right, right, right. And so we thought, well, let's see if …
2:26:35

Papa 59: so this is why I can't be with you. 188s · Speaker 8

so this is why I can't be with you. But you've been a longtime friend of mine, and I know this is a very special day, so congratulations, all the best, and I'll be back. All right, cut. I love it. I'm going to thank that I'm in Austria. Fan…
2:29:44

Papa 60: I got to. 82s · Speaker 7

I got to... When I was 16, I had this dream that I got to open up for Bob Dylan, and five years later, I actually got to open up for Bob Dylan, which was like a dream come true, except that there was more to my dream. In my dream, Bob Dylan…
2:31:06

Papa 61: It must be true. 166s · Speaker 5

It must be true. Mary, come play with me. And I'll give you a silver, silver nickel. Put that
2:33:52

Papa 62: in sixth grade. 90s · Speaker 4

in sixth grade. It's not like what you wrote. Am I nuts or is that a good song? Jul, is that a good song? You're nuts. That song speaks for itself. I mean, the amazing empathy that you had for the plight of the working woman. That's right. …
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Papa 63: Howardies. 284s · Speaker 1

Howardies. He's so old. What's an old guy like that doing with a beautiful, beautiful young woman? I can understand that. But you know what, Howard? I'll tell you. Pookie. Yes, Pookie. You promised to take me to Disneyland. Oh, okay, Pookie…
2:40:07

Papa 64: Happy birthday. 171s · Speaker 7

Happy birthday. I mean, what's the statute of limitations, man? Happy birthday to you. Live from the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City, this is the Howard Stern Birthday Bash. Well, hello and welcome back to the greatest birthday show o…
2:42:59

Papa 65: Where's Mike Love? 65s · Speaker 5

Where's Mike Love? Love him. I love my gloves. See, the truth is, I think Howard wanted to watch me with Beth because apparently he's into swarthy Greek men. But maybe that's why he's been so kind to me and promoted everything I've ever don…
2:44:04

Papa 66: Beth, where are you? 27s · Speaker 3

Beth, where are you? Oh, you look even hotter tonight than you did when you were playing with my rubber ducky. I'll tell you that much. For your birthday, Howard, I'm proud to introduce one of the greatest musicians, singers, songwriters of…
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Papa 67: Thank you. 100s · Speaker 4

Thank you. Wow. John Fogarty, everybody. I hope everybody listening at home got what we got here because that was unbelievable. That was unbelievable. You know he wrote that song in 20 minutes. That was really just unbelievable. John Fogart…
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Papa 68: Right? Right. 61s · Speaker 1

Right? Right. Maria, great outfit, by the way. Are you wearing underwear with that dress? I am. You can't, right? Are you really? I went to see the Whack Pack, and Heidi was afraid they were going to rip off my underwear. And I was a little…
2:52:56

Papa 69: Truly, I've been drinking to try to get through this. 128s · Speaker 5

Truly, I've been drinking to try to get through this. This can lead to no good. Yeah. Really. I mean, honestly, you've had such incredible people here performing skits and making everyone laugh, and I'm just here to do an interview, and I'v…
2:55:04

Papa 70: I love you too. 170s · Speaker 1

I love you too. You're really working out or something. God bless you. Okay. You look so good. You look so good. I'm ignoring that laugh. I mean it. Wait, who has a more annoying laugh, me or Mary from Brooklyn? Marianne. Marianne. You. Per…
2:57:55

Papa 71: He said the same thing? 153s · Speaker 8

He said the same thing? He did? He said that you inspired him to be himself. I did? Yes. Where is he? I got a kiss. You see that, Howard? You're inspiring everyone. Thank you, Maria. Thank you. Maria Menounos. Thank you guys so much. Honest…
3:00:28

Papa 72: like a teacher. 67s · Speaker 5

like a teacher. Joey, Joey. Wow. He's about to fall off the stage. Next up, Eli Braden. Robin, my gift to you. Ryan Phillippe. I started reading and put it down. My boots so brown. Here's a pink cube of the fridge that's cold. Robin's educa…
3:01:49

Papa 73: Ryan just got undressed and humped Robin. 70s · Speaker 4

Ryan just got undressed and humped Robin. Robin, now that they're here in person singing before you, is there anything you'd like to say to Eli, little psyche, psyche and little Mikey? Wait a minute, regain my composure. Are you sexed up ri…
3:03:00

Papa 74: my boobs, that it would get me hot. 221s · Speaker 6

my boobs, that it would get me hot. Lyrics, hits in my twat. Mikey and I too. I won't be your partner. I won't be your partner. I won't be your partner. Especially Psych. By the way, during that song, Jimmy, Ryan Phillippe was orally pleasi…
3:06:41

Papa 75: Osaka, Japan. 63s · Speaker 1

Osaka, Japan. Yeah. Our next presenter is the only radio host who is allowed on this stage tonight, and I suspect that's because Howard does not have an idea that he's on the radio. From NBC Sports, please welcome Dan Patrick. All right, Da…
3:07:44

Papa 76: Thank you for saying that. 300s · Speaker 3

Thank you for saying that. Thanks, Dan. I think I was starting to listen in 1986. The guy who is coming up next started listening in 1981. But tonight we get to listen to him tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Grohl. Thank you very much. I…
3:12:45

Papa 77: say where. 64s · Speaker 2

say where. First of all, wait, where's my fucking shot? Where's the shot? Come on, where's my shot? You're going to be shooting by yourself. Just so you know, I've been shooting all fucking night. I didn't do that. I'm so drunk. No, you're …
3:13:49

Papa 78: This is it. 229s · Speaker 3

This is it. And we're getting paid. You wrote that song in 45 minutes or something crazy like that? I don't think I've ever talked to you about that. Wait, first a shot. Okay. First of all, I want to toast you for always being a friend. Hey…
3:17:40

Papa 79: It was about the board, but most of all, it was about the human element of music and how all of this goes way beyond just the song that you hear on the radio. 72s · Speaker 5

It was about the board, but most of all, it was about the human element of music and how all of this goes way beyond just the song that you hear on the radio. The reason I liked it was because I'm a classic rock fan. And then all of a sudde…
3:18:53

Papa 80: uh... I was watching you, watching Jewel do that song, and I was thinking, maybe Dave thinks I can really write music. 123s · Speaker 1

uh... I was watching you, watching Jewel do that song, and I was thinking, maybe Dave thinks I can really write music. It sounded good. I got to say, what about Psychedelic B? Come on, dude. Where's the B sign? I know. When are you going to…
3:20:57

Papa 81: Yes. Go ahead. 301s · Speaker 3

Yes. Go ahead. Do whatever you want. I'm trying to work the word halibut in there. Halibut. To Dave Grohl, everybody. Where's my shot? It's right there in front of you. There's one for Robin, too. Come on, Robin. Come on. Right there. It's …
3:25:59

Papa 82: Beth, take your hands out of Howard's pants. 68s · Speaker 2

Beth, take your hands out of Howard's pants. This party is not over yet. All I know is I had the host of the Kitten Bowl in my lap during that song. I mean it. You know, Rosie O'Donnell was fun, but there's one person who wouldn't be caught…
3:27:08

Papa 83: in a toast. 300s · Speaker 6

in a toast. Here we go. To Howard Stern. Yay! Oh, my God. You were drinking vodka. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Happy birthday, you mother... Wow. Now that's a good video. That is a birthday surprise. I tell you, there's peace and love in the room. …
3:32:08

Papa 84: I feel some particular bond with Howard. 142s · Speaker 2

I feel some particular bond with Howard. In fact, I relate more to Robin. If I wasn't clean, I kind of would wish we were tripping balls in South America together right now. And it's definitely not for the Whack Pack, although I have a deep…
3:34:32

Papa 85: And we'll be there. · Speaker 4

And we'll be there.
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Papa 86: How about that? 300s · Speaker 4

How about that? It's great being great. This is the best birthday party ever. It really is. It really is. I mean, I have to say, it makes me realize how terrible my birthday parties are. Yours are not that good. Mine suck. Yeah. Well, Howar…
3:44:57

Papa 87: I said, Gary, you're the executive. 87s · Speaker 4

I said, Gary, you're the executive. producer of this show. There's nobody better. There's nobody more I believe in, and you've done it, and you're fantastic, and I'm grateful to you. There's another guy who is a hero tonight. He worked his …
3:46:25

Papa 88: Did you enjoy the food? 107s · Speaker 3

Did you enjoy the food? You've done it again. Everything was amazing. I want to thank you to our friends at the Hammerstein Ballroom. You motherfuckers have a great place here. I love you for it. Your whole staff has been amazing and this c…
3:48:12

Papa 89: Happy days are here again. 94s · Speaker 1

Happy days are here again. The only guy who could reframe a statement like that. Look, I've said everything on the radio. I'll say it again about Robin Quivers. I owe my career to her. She is the... The true, true, true love of my life. She…
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Papa 90: It was killing us all. 67s · Speaker 5

It was killing us all. To my friends, to my children, to all of the people in this audience who are here tonight and listening at home on the radio. You guys are my inspiration. As a little boy, all I wanted to do is get on the radio and be…
3:50:54

Papa 91: Jenny McCarthy, Kathy Griffin, Larry King, Barbara Walters, Kathy Corp, Cindy Laufer, Rob Zombie. 17s · Speaker 1

Jenny McCarthy, Kathy Griffin, Larry King, Barbara Walters, Kathy Corp, Cindy Laufer, Rob Zombie. Get the fuck up here at the end of this song and do this thing. Tom Arnold too. Come on now. Icing on the end of the cake. David Grohl!