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You just ate 14 samples.
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I'm a little full,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
thanks a lot.
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When it comes to money,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
there are those who save.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
At 385 a gallon,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
why go fast?
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
There are those who are stingy.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
This is my frozen assets.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
And then there are cheapskates.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
This movie theater gives free refills.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
They eat food destined for the trash.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
They find ways to repurpose appliances.
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It's kind of an all -in -one cleaner.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
And they put a wrench in spending money.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I don't like using tap water and paying for it.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
90 cents!
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Welcome to the world of extreme cheapskates.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
My name is Roy Haynes,
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and I am an extreme cheapskate.
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I live in Vermont with my wife,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Lisa.
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The frugal ways that Roy has have allowed us to focus our
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time and effort on saving animals as opposed to having to go
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to a regular job every day,
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9 to 5.
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I perceive myself as
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being very Roy -zostful.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's worked out well for us.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I love my husband,
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Roy, but boy,
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is he a cheapskate.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Here we are in my kitchen.
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basic refrigerator,
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show you one of the many ways that I save money.
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You'll notice
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
the cherries have no stems on them.
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I pull them all off before I weigh them so I don't have to pay
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for the stems because you can't eat the stems.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
And these are grapes which I do the same thing for.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I pull the little vines off,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
save four or five cents each time.
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Tastes
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
delicious.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What I'm doing here is taking a piece of banana.
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Most people don't know that it makes an excellent device for
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
shining your shoes with.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
My husband tries to stop me from spending.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's very annoying.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
This is my frozen assets.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
We have the credit card,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but try not to abuse it.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I freeze the credit card so that it's not easily accessible.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
And what I'm doing is pouring out the ice.
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It's a lot of effort so in order for my wife to use it she has to
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put some labor into it.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
These
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
are my paper towels that have been used and reused.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and reused,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and reused,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and are still quite functional as you see.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
They save about $100 a year in paper towels alone.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Coffee is very expensive,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
so instead of using it freely,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I kind of reuse it.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
This one's gotten three or four cups out of it already,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but I'm still not done with it yet.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I have one more final use for it.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Window
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
cleaner costs probably around $3 a spray bottle.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Well, I don't purchase it.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I make my own out of the coffee ground.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I shake it up.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Although it appears to be dirty,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
you will see how clean it can get a window.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm saving an additional $3 every month or so,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
which adds up to maybe $40,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
$50 a year.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Clear as daylight.
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One of the ways that
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I save money in my bathroom for about five to six cents,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I take...
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one of those bubbling antacid tablets,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and I just drop it in the bowl,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and voila,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
sparkling clean.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
In the tank of the toilet,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
just insert a large stone or a
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
brick, and it replaces a great deal of the water.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It saves about $8 a month,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
$100 a year.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I have probably a lifetime supply of dental floss,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
considering I reuse it.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
When I go to the dentist,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I just ask for free samples,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and they're happy to give it to you.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
So I use it once or twice,
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make sure there's nothing clinging on,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
hanging on my clothesline.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Ultimately,
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Roy's Roy,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and he's not going to spend a lot of money,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
even if I'm there.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
At the ice cream shop,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I was expecting maybe a sundae or something like that.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Can I help you both?
4:42
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Hey, how are you?
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Hi.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
How about I try and see which ones I like.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Do you have a little cup by any chance?
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Beautiful.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
We got chocolate,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
black raspberry.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
All right,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'll try some.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Try what?
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
The samples.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
One of each,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
man.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I didn't feel too good that my husband was up there sampling,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
sampling, sampling.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
He looked really comfortable,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and I was really uncomfortable.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Beautiful.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Thank you very much.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What are you getting?
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I got these.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm full now.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
So what is it going to be?
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What are you going to do?
5:39
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm a little full.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Thanks a lot.
5:41
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You didn't pay for nothing.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You just ate 14 samples.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I thought you were getting real ice cream.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It is.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
But it's samples of ice cream that you just carved.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You can't come to a place like this and get samples.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It was mortifying.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
She was less than happy with the free samples we got for ice cream.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I saved money,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but she wasn't pleased at all.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Roy never wants to spend money,
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so we hardly go out.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I came up with the great idea of a monthly date night so Roy and I could go out
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every month and get out of the house and enjoy ourselves together.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's date night,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Roy. Again?
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
We just had one.
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That was about 30 days ago.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I have it down on the calendar.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It took you somewhere expensive.
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Remember, it drove you to the gas station.
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I don't think that really counts as a date.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You got to take me somewhere.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
How about out to dinner?
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
How about a boat ride?
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Boat ride?
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
That's like $25 a person.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You're trying to kill me?
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You could spend some money.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Spend $40 or something.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
$40?
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
$20 between two people.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You could go somewhere really nice.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'll think of something.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Don't worry.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Well,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
if you don't think of something,
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'll think of something.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Either for tonight or next time.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'll think of it.
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S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'll think of it.
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Come
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on. Let's go on our date.
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It's date night,
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Roy.
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We're getting really stuck.
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Come on.
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Whenever
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I leave the house,
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I unplug all my electric appliances,
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whether it's the TV or the microwave or any lights that
7:22
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are not being used.
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Because even if they're not in the on position,
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they still draw electricity.
7:28
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By unplugging the appliances,
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each time I leave the house,
7:33
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I figure I save about $15 to $20 a month on my electric
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bill.
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So over the course of a year,
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that's about $200.
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Coming up...
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I found a few containers in the trash and surprised
7:49
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my loving wife.
7:58
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I came up with a great idea of a monthly date night.
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Ron, you've been bugging me.
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It's going on a date.
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Roy and I can go out and have a good time,
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be with each other,
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and maybe he could spend a couple bucks.
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Two
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for the matinee.
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I can't believe Roy brought me to the movies.
8:18
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I haven't been to the movie in I don't know how long.
8:21
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Oh,
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soon as.
8:23
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Are you hungry?
8:26
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Yeah,
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I told you.
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I wanted something to eat.
8:29
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So am I.
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Could I have a banana?
8:32
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It's a big waste of money to buy food at the snack bar or concessions in any
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movie theater.
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Here.
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Keep it low.
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Yeah.
8:41
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People smuggle food into the movie theaters all the time.
8:44
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I don't like it,
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but they do it.
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By bringing my own snacks,
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I save at least another $10.
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Now it's time for my stuff.
8:52
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You said you didn't want the apple.
8:54
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I don't want an apple.
8:56
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I told you what I wanted when I came in.
8:57
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That I wanted popcorn,
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candy, or a drink or something.
9:00
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You're pretty insistent on that,
9:01
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aren't you?
9:02
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Well, I'm in a movie.
9:03
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All right.
9:04
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Let me go further this way.
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Lucky
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day.
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Popping out
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this cup.
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It'll be good as new.
9:29
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I know this movie theater gives free refills
9:34
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with their popcorn and soft drinks,
9:36
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so I found a few containers in the trash and surprised my loving
9:40
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wife.
9:40
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Can't
9:45
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beat free.
9:45
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Look
9:52
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at you.
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And a straw,
9:54
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too.
9:55
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Oh, I was just going to ask you for this straw.
9:56
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I thought you probably wouldn't have gotten one.
9:58
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Oh, come on.
10:00
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Nice.
10:00
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Thank you.
10:02
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Wow.
10:02
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Thank you.
10:04
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Aren't you lovely?
10:05
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Yes,
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I am.
10:07
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I was shocked when he handed me popcorn and
10:11
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a soda.
10:11
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That was so unlike him.
10:13
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Oh,
10:14
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Roy's
10:24
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Roy. I love my husband,
10:26
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and he tries.
10:27
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I'm back.
10:29
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Can I just get a little refill on the popcorn?
10:32
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With some
10:39
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ice.
10:39
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Taking full advantage of your generosity.
10:42
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Gotta give him credit.
10:45
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
He does save a lot of money,
10:47
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and...
10:48
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He's all mine.
10:49
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Well,
10:50
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
that turned out pretty good.
10:52
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I knew you would like it.
10:53
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It was a good day.
10:54
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Yes, it was.
10:55
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I love my wife,
10:56
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Lisa, and I try to please her,
10:58
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and I do the best I can without spending any
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money.
11:02
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Coming up.
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Do you still not have an air conditioner?
11:07
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Why?
11:08
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I've got cornstarch.
11:09
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It keeps you real cool.
11:11
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It keeps you from getting sticky.
11:12
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
My
11:21
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
name is Ben Livingston,
11:22
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and I am an extreme cheapskate.
11:25
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I'm an artist,
11:26
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and I live in Austin,
11:27
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Texas.
11:31
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Like you get chips of soap and you put it in these socks.
11:34
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You know,
11:34
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clean socks.
11:35
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And then you,
11:36
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you know,
11:36
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you wash your hands,
11:37
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nice suds,
11:38
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and it's even kind of a scrubby.
11:40
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Look at that.
11:40
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Isn't that good?
11:41
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
All scrubbed up.
11:42
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Every penny counts,
11:45
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and I count every penny.
11:48
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I've learned to survive on very little.
11:51
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
The dishwasher.
11:51
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's kind of an all -in -one cleaner.
11:53
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I clean my hats.
11:54
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I clean dishes.
11:55
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I clean clothes.
11:57
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I clean combs.
11:59
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Sometimes I put my toothbrush in there even.
12:01
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You know, that's the thing about a dishwasher.
12:02
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Super hot.
12:04
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Sterilizing.
12:06
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I save on using the dishwasher as a consolidated washer
12:10
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and dryer, $5,
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$10 a month.
12:12
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
This is my little office,
12:13
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and sometimes it gets kind of warm.
12:15
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So I use this stick to get the fan going,
12:18
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because there it goes.
12:21
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Or sometimes,
12:24
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sometimes I'll just jump up.
12:26
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I could have paid money to fix it,
12:28
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
but it keeps that going.
12:33
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I like to make my own toothpaste.
12:35
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
A bentonite clay,
12:37
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
a little bit of menthol.
12:39
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I probably spent like a dollar on the materials and I'll have toothpaste for the rest of my life.
12:43
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Back when I was fixing the house up,
12:47
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
people advised me about air conditioner units and stuff.
12:50
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's like, why?
12:51
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I mean,
12:52
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I've got cornstarch.
12:53
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You put it all over and it's like it keeps you real cool.
12:57
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It keeps you from getting sticky.
12:58
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Knock,
12:59
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
knock.
13:02
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Amy and I were in a relationship together 20 -something years ago.
13:06
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
She moved in like right next door.
13:09
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's just great to have her back in my life.
13:11
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's great.
13:12
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I just love being friends with her.
13:13
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I knew Ben,
13:15
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
you know, 20,
13:15
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
25 years ago.
13:17
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
He was cheap at the time.
13:19
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I just couldn't have been more surprised to see that he was still doing this.
13:23
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Do you still not have an air conditioner?
13:24
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Amy, we're in a recession.
13:26
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Come on.
13:26
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Things just didn't work out between Ben and me.
13:30
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You can only take so much.
13:32
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Can I use your ladies room?
13:35
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Sure.
13:35
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Sure,
13:36
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
come on back.
13:36
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Yeah,
13:37
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
it's just right over here to the right.
13:39
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
There you go.
13:39
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Yeah, just pull that to you.
13:41
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Hey, Ben.
13:41
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Uh -huh.
13:42
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Where's your toilet paper?
13:43
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
There isn't any.
13:44
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I found one of these kitchen sink sprayers,
13:47
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and I hooked it up to the toilet tank,
13:51
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
see? Clean as a whistle.
13:54
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I go to the store,
13:55
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I buy a package of toilet paper.
13:56
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
The big package can't be,
13:58
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I don't know,
13:58
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
$10.
13:59
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You spend $10 on a pack of toilet paper?
14:03
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
These are the way he chooses to save money?
14:06
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
That's just crazy.
14:08
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm just going to hold it,
14:10
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
it's fine.
14:10
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Oh, Amy,
14:11
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
come on.
14:12
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Good,
14:19
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Autumn, come on in.
14:20
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
My daughter Autumn came over when Amy was here.
14:23
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
God, can you turn on me?
14:24
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Hi, Amy,
14:25
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
this is my daughter Autumn.
14:26
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Great to meet you.
14:27
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
What are you guys up to?
14:28
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Well, we're just kind of hanging out.
14:30
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Amy's just moved into the hood.
14:31
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
And so I'm just showing her around.
14:33
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Can I get some water?
14:34
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm really hot.
14:35
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Sure.
14:36
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I get water from Barton Creek down here because I don't like using
14:40
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
tap water and paying for it.
14:41
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Getting water from the creek in this barrel I've got,
14:44
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I like filtered.
14:44
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's that spring water.
14:45
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's like great water.
14:46
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Would you mind since you're both here?
14:48
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Come on.
14:48
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I really need your help.
14:49
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Have you done this before?
14:50
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Unfortunately,
14:51
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
yes.
14:52
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Personally, I don't know if it's even kosher.
14:54
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I don't know if we're allowed to do that you go just go get water from the cream
15:00
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Yeah, I got it.
15:01
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Are we riding in this?
15:04
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
My truck?
15:05
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I've had that truck since 1986.
15:08
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Hop in,
15:08
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
y 'all. This truck is fine.
15:10
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's in perfect working condition as far as I'm concerned.
15:13
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
She never breaks down,
15:14
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and so there's no reason to get another car.
15:16
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Where is the key?
15:18
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
That's it right there.
15:19
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
The key doesn't use a real key.
15:20
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's just this ignition,
15:22
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
like, broke,
15:23
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
and I just stick this Allen wrench in there.
15:25
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
And look at this.
15:25
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Oh,
15:30
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
she runs so good.
15:33
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It feels
15:38
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
so good to have not spent a penny on a new car.
15:41
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Look how good it runs.
15:42
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Oh,
15:44
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
baby,
15:44
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I don't go real fast.
15:46
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
OK,
15:51
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
so I go a little bit slow.
15:52
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Ben's just going to do anything to save a buck.
15:54
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
He's going to inconvenience his friends,
15:56
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
his family.
15:57
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You know, and he's saving $5 a month.
16:00
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I go down to the creek and get water every week.
16:03
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
And I think that I probably save maybe 99 cents a
16:07
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
week not using tap water here.
16:10
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You just can't get it.
16:11
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's like 99 cents adds up.
16:13
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's 99 cents.
16:14
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I felt very uncomfortable about that.
16:16
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Oh,
16:17
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
look at that.
16:17
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
99 cents.
16:19
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I don't even think that that's really legal.
16:22
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I don't know.
16:22
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Coming up.
16:26
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
You should have an art show.
16:27
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I am not spending a penny over $4.
16:31
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
That's
16:36
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
disgusting.
16:46
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Take a look around.
16:48
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's so different than the last shot.
16:50
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
It's so fantastic.
16:50
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I have made basically an entire career of making
16:55
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
my artwork for next to nothing.
16:57
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I knew Ben,
16:58
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
you know, 20,
16:59
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
25 years ago.
17:01
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
He was a young,
17:02
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
struggling artist.
17:04
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
All this glass you get for free.
17:06
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I get it for free.
17:08
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
That's amazing.
17:09
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I make a sculpture using little scraps of neon tubing.
17:13
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
And I get it all for free.
17:16
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I get it from sign shops that just throw these scraps away.
17:19
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
They throw away pounds of this scrap.
17:21
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Your work deserves a bigger audience.
17:23
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I think that you should have a gallery show.
17:26
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Ben Livingston,
17:27
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
phosphorescent works.
17:29
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Huh.
17:30
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Well, I have a lot of respect for what you have to say,
17:33
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Amy. I have an idea.
17:34
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm going to do a show right here.
17:37
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Well,
17:39
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
good idea.
17:40
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm into it if you are.
17:41
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Really?
17:41
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Yeah, let's do it.
17:42
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
Very cool.
17:43
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
All right.
17:44
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
So instead of hosting a show at an art gallery,
17:47
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm going to host it right here in my home.
17:49
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
But I don't want to spend anything,
17:51
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
right?
17:52
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I'm cutting up t -shirts to substitute them as napkins
17:56
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
because napkins cost about two bucks a pack,
17:58
S… Speaker 1 (Extreme.Cheapskates.S01E06.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON)
I think.

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